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Season 1: A Shadows Short: The American Flag

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This Post Threw Me Through A Loop. Every Addition Is A Trip

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

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I Love How It's Cropped Just Enough To Make Out "Global crop failure has led to the great Famine" As If It Gave Any More Context

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I Disagree With This, That Woman Isn't Going To Leave A Tip

the funny thing about the whole "no one wants to work" trend is that this is, hypothetically, how wages are supposed to go up naturally under capitalism. When wages are too low, workers refuse to work, so businesses raise their wages. The problem is that american companies are so used to paying people scraps and so far removed from the idea of workers having any kind of power or demanding some degree of dignity that they're just completely dumbfounded by this. When everyone refuses to work, their first instinct isn't "oh, our wages are too low" it's to post signs complaining about kids these days and begging people to pwease pwease come back to work I pwomise you won't get the cowonaviwus whiwe being yewwed at by a woman who compwains they made hew food wrong and demands a comped dessewt befowe leaving you a $2 tip

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Cowboys are exactly what you’d get if Dwarves and Elves had offspring: 

Loud yet charming 

Rough fighter but still a ranger 

Heavy drinker but still eats their vegetables 

Loves meat but still befriends animals

Bearded but stylish 

Thick accent with strange colloquialisms 

Patrols mines and ranches

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ClueFinders: 3rd Grade Adventures (1998)

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Cane

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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RB FOR GOOD LUCK!

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being gay is just

*consumes podcast* *yearn**consumes podcast* *consumes queer coded kids cartoon* *consumes podcast* *yearn* *consumes podcast* *yearn**consumes queer coded kids cartoon* *consumes podcast* *consu

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Begin your villain’s evil monologue by having them stop to thank their sponsor, Blue Apron…

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All These Have The Same Energy

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.