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Bitter people need no chasers, bc the liquor will be the sweetest thing they ever drink
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If I fixated on one object like I do my girlfriend doctors would’ve diagnosed me a crazy a long time ago, crazy in love anyways ❤️
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If Jesus trained a dog what would it be like?
-Random thought from a chaotic brain
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God bless my girlfriend, she asked to use my car the other day and came back with canes for both of us, I love her so much.
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If not for women’s titties and asses, video game graphics would not be where they are at today, thank you for your service.
-Chaotic Evil Brain
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I love you nugget ❤️❤️
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I one month from today trace and I will have been boyfriend and girlfriend for two years, and honestly ever since he’s come in my life so much has changed he’s literally my person and I never thought I could have so much love in my heart until he came around. The week I met him I had just gotten out of the hospital for making a shitty decision and honestly I don’t know what I’d do or where I’d be now if he hadn’t and I will absolutely always be greatful for that. Loveing you is so easy I still get butterflies every time we are together, I may not always do my makeup or wear cute outfits all the time anymore yet I still get nervous when you come to pick me up. Long story short thank you for always trying to push me to be my best and not giving up on me and lastly for dealing with my very emotionally unstable self.
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For example I heard a African American lady talking to her boyfriend about her crazy night last night...literally all the way across my store.
And white people well, we went to another land and saw people on that land and thought “maybe they would like to be my pets.” They did not want to be pets..
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Black people are loud and obnoxious and white people are balls the wall insane, if you don’t see the difference I’m not racist you’re just not paying attention
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The only people that will be able to know if we are memorable will be alive way after us, trippy.
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“How is screaming in your brain louder?”
-Chaotic Evil Brain
*screams loud in head*
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“In your mind is the only place you can say thought and thot, without having to explain the difference to people when you say ‘I’ve had a thought/thot’”
“I slap my ass cheeks twice a day just to show them who’s boss, it’s me.”
-Chaotic Evil Brain
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I think I’ve got it.
I was taking a poop and idea ran through my head and I thought “you know there are just somethings I’d never say out loud” so I decided to type them instead I’ll start with the one I had.
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Hey you’re cute
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And i miss your pretty titties.
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A car ride! Where I don’t have to drive and get to cuddle with my girl!?
SIGN ME UP 😍😍
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I’m in love with someone with curly dark hair...
And she shakes it like she just don’t care..
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