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Might I also contribute:

Bought the farm

Became worm food

Gave up the ghost

Shuffled off the mortal coil

Checked out

Whacked

Smoked

Taken off the census

Went belly-up

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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I'm not posting the people being shitbags in my inbox over chiropractors but, I will say this: if you're one of the people going, "Well I've never had a bad experience, you're just fear mongering" I need you to know it's taking everything in me not to reply with "Glad you've been lucky. Hope it stays that way."

Because that's all it is, babes. Are there some chiros who lean more toward physical therapy and don't play Twister with the human spine? Yeah. Are they the norm in America? Fucking no.

This shit it not regulated. There's a reason it's $40 to see a chiro and $120 minimum to see a physical therapist. One of them has a doctorate. You are paying for the medical experience.

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>:)

Shout out to that time I made a meme to dunk on PETA because I was bored

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Poodles are honestly really awesome. Noble, dignified, certified fashion icon, and yet also the kind of dog that I feel like could be capable of wielding an AK-47. They can and will fuck you up if they really want to. These dogs may come from Germany, but they really are the most French animal I've ever fuckin seen.

Poodle doodles 🐩

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LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

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Me, shaking and crying, reaching for my 7th edible of the night: ...S-seeds are just plant eggs...wtf does that mean for eggplants... *sniff* what kind of sick bastard hatches an egg into another egg...?

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Shout out to that time I made a meme to dunk on PETA because I was bored

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I always forget that Butch is like. A real actual name that people have. Come look at my beautiful children femme and twink

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im gonna dox the number 3

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Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

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at the next inconvenience, i'm going to become a fish

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literally put your boobs away theres a yellowfin tuna.

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Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers