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*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

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I miss when computers and websites were just wildly customizable in ridiculous ways. when I was a kid I was messing around and randomly found a little running horse cursor that was just there for some reason and changed the hourglass to that. and then got yelled at by my dad because he assumed I’d downloaded it off the internet but yknow.

nobody does shit like that anymore. I can’t just put “the 5th moon of jupiter” as my facebook location anymore because they decided to be killjoys so they could stalk people better and windows won’t let you customize your whole interface in stupid ways and they treat their user base like idiots.

like not to be a salty old man but there’s no joy in it anymore I’m just resigned that even if I customize shit I’ll still be forced to install the next mandatory update that will put it all back to its pristine bullshit original state and also break my system volume control for some reason.

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VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

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i think lesbians should be able to teleport

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this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner

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Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into people’s phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day you’ll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe you’ll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw

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uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

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when girls have the ugliest boyfriends…girl stop. i could be your ugly girlfriend instead.

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it makes me so fucking angry that society forces women to be passive in dating so much that it becomes a legitimate problem when we date each other

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my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

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The soil returned to its soft and loamy state.

It's soft, loamy soil. Want to plant a BERRY?

MAY planted one ORAN BERRY in the soft, loamy soil.

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it was a mistake to convince everyone that using social media is the same as having a platform and that their “platform” comes with a moral obligation to issue a public statement every time anything significant happens regardless of their level of understanding of said situation ...

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ka applegate: there’s some aliens in my books

editor: ok, so what are we talking, little green men?

ka applegate: i’m thinking more like…giant blue deer-people with no mouths and scorpion tails

editor: little green men would be easier to put on the cover

ka applegate: yeah, but deer-people are cooler

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israel just annihilated the al jazeera and ap offices on live tv