whats up its birdy im 24 and im back after abt 5 fuckign years (he/him)
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having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being
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no one:
charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????
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i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable
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it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like
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remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back
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please stop being so cringey
heh *turns into this and kills you instantly* -sol

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Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.
Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.
The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.
— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)
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carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?
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i understand that having a pet is really good for mental health (TRUST me i know) but otoh… if u cant consistently take care of ur pet u shouldnt own it. if u cant regularly change ur cats litter or walk ur dog daily or clean ur fish tank or WHATEVER then its cruel to keep ur animal in those conditions… ur their entire world u gotta treat them right. and if u cant do that then you need to reasses if youre really ready to look after another living being like that
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i’m very tired, you guys realize poor people are allowed to spend money on items that aren’t just needed for survival, right? you guys know poor people can save 10 dollars every paycheck or something so they can buy a video game or a tattoo or go to a fancy restaurant, right? you realize poor people don’t have to act like 16th century peasants in order to be considered poor and need money? like you do know poor people are allowed to fucking enjoy things, don’t you?
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Embracing your bisexuality is not only brave but also healing
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Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me
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I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.
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