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how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]

dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?

me: uh yeah! at some point, lol

dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...

dad: [rambles for a bit]

dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while

me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]

me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,

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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"

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You're now a cat owner.

(Source)

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cool. cool cool cool.

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i love when my cat is very clearly upset that i can pick him up and take him anywhere but he can't do the same with me. sometimes i can easily tell he wishes he could simply move me from one room to another to facilitate his daily activities (eating and sleeping) but he CAN'T and he's very obviously frustrated about it. it's hilarious

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Story of my life

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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts

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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

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i want her fr

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logicality based off this post, roman drew a very nice picture

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logan is in physical pain but he doesn’t want to upset patton

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More Incorrect Quotes

Cause today is a lazy day and my brain aint braining. A ton of Virgil and Logan today

Virgil: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨

*Logan and Patton flirting with each other yet again* Janus: And you two are sure you're not dating? Logan: 100%. Patton: Of course not! Why would you think that? Janus: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Patton. I fucking wonder.

Virgil: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Patton: You and me! Virgil: *tearing up* Ok

Virgil: Damn, Logan, are you secretly cool? Logan: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Virgil: I do not.

Remus: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Remus: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Remus: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Logan: Am I right, Roman? Roman: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Patton: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

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rewatching selfishness vs selflessness for the 100th time in a row and there’s this one detail that i always notice. it hurts like a bitch every time i see it too.

in the scene where janus is questioning logan, he obviously takes advantage of the fact that logan had been forgotten by thomas and the rest of the sides when they all entered the courtroom scenario in the first place. logan was (rightfully and obviously) shocked to notice that they were enacting the scenario without him, logic, the person who would undoubtedly be the most excited to do so and would have the most knowledge about courtroom procedures.

but there is the moment where he says that there’s “always room for him” and janus responds with, “i know, that’s what i said! but patton insisted we leave you alone” and that moment sticks with me whenever i watch this episode.

logan immediately turns to look at patton with a surprised, hurt look on his face because he can’t believe that patton would say something like that about him. it’s true that him and patton don’t usually see eye to eye on things, but patton does value his input and they resolved most of their issues during the earlier stages of the sanders sides videos (although not completely).

i find that interesting because whenever janus targets logan, he always makes it a point to draw attention to the fact that logan isn’t very well liked, mostly because he embodies logic and claims not to feel anything, unlike the rest of the sides (who as thomas once put it, are too zany or relatable). he even calls out logan for this during the events of svs.

his “oh, of course you don’t” is dripping with sarcasm and janus is the lord of the lies, he would know when someone is lying. keeping that aside, it was obvious that a few minutes ago, janus’ lie about patton disregarding logan’s usefulness during the courtroom scenario hurt logan, so much so that it was visible on his face. roman’s comment of “did you see the look on his face?” was a nod to that.

so logan, in saying that he doesn’t feel anything, is lying about his own feelings.

additionally, it’s not the first time janus has used patton specifically to counteract logan and lie to him. the whole episode of “can LYING be good?” featured janus, disguised as patton, playing to logan’s likings via patton’s charm. it was evident from the first minute that logan appeared onscreen.

after that, he simply had patton reference famous philosophers, and logan clearly admired that because he seemed to be quite happy about it, even though virgil immediately became suspicious.

janus picked up on the fact that logan didn’t believe that patton would ever try to hurt him on purpose, and at least patton wouldn’t exclude him from things. that patton would listen to him. which makes it all the more sad that in svs redux, when logan said that philosophers would not agree with patton (after patton asked for his input), patton took the easy way out and pulled logan out of the situation.

it’s also why logan ignored patton when he tried to offer comfort after logan reappeared and said “i’m just here to deliver one last fact, then i will do you all a favour and spare you my company.” in fact, he ended up yelling over patton so he could get his point across and actually be heard.

i love logan and patton’s duo, and i really hope they resolve this during logan’s arc. in the meantime, sending love to our logical boy because he needs it.

(an unofficial part two to this post is now up, delving a little more into logan and patton’s relationship. i’ve hyperfixated on the glasses gays at this point /hj)

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Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said

Remus, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Logan: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Logan: Janus, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Janus: Aww, thanks-

Logan: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

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Roman: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Janus: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Logan: How long do you think it'll take?

Virgil: I don’t know, three or four.

Logan: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Virgil: Yeah, maybe five.

Logan: Five what?!

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Virgil: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Logan: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Patton, deer!"

Virgil: ...And what did Patton do?

Logan: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

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Roman: There's no way he cares about any of us.

Thomas: Remus would throw himself in front of a moving car for us!

Roman: Remus would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Patton: Where the devil is Janus?

Virgil: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?

Roman: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Patton: That's it, you're grounded! Roman, no adventures for you! Logan, no debating for you! Janus, no stealing for you! And Virgil... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Virgil: Revenge.

Patton: No vengeance for you.

Virgil: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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they’re very gay actually

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Just a little something I finished drawing today 😄

Please don't repost without permission because yes, this is my art...