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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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I cannot believe this. Kim was designed to find harry funny ??? Like you ... like yeah. Sorry yeah he was , and it shows. He really does.

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PHARMACIE_OUVERTE.mp4

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I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

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it’s been four years since I last watched through all of Hannibal & I still think about the episode set in West Virginia where they’re literally at the beach. The beach in Grafton WV. A town notably 1,000 feet above sea level & roughly 200 miles from the nearest seawater

Like….was it supposed to be a lake….

is this perhaps what someone at NBC thinks a lake in the Appalachian mountains looks like

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I set the sapling in the hole Started gently tamping down the dirt I saw the future in a dream last night

Somebody’s gonna get hurt, somebody’s gonna get hurt I hope it’s not me But I suspect it’s going to have to be

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Rule one of fandom: there are some things that only exist for us.

Don’t send actors fics

Don’t give them explicit art ever

Don’t tag them in rpf questions or theories

Don’t try to bring them into fandom drama of any kind

Don’t hold them responsible for what the producers and writers decide

They’re still people.  They have private lives, which do not include fandom.

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i have heard much about you - i know we have not met, but you must trust me… because we are friends

my name is gur sevraq and i have been waiting for you

(also - if anyone wants it, here's a repeating russian sage paisley pattern)

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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

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Okay, this man is peak character design. Like??

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Microsoft Office XP assistants

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Orth rides the subway home, letting himself unwind after a long day at the office with some undone buttons and his favourite tunes.

Steal His Look:

Rumpled Suit Purchased from Nearest Retailer Ten Years Ago

Gifted Tie

Seasons of Hieron, The Interlude Official Anime Merch: Marielda Burns T-Shirt

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shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

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You ever think about The Cat Who Got the Whipped Cream