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Studying so I can draw beautiful women

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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Brown Butter Blondies

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This Samurai helmet is worn on Robbie Rist as Michaelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) and later worn on Power Rangers Time Force: Movie Madness: Part 1 (2001)

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 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

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FINALLY watched “a knight’s tale.” pretty fun but literally what the hell was jocelyn wearing for the entirety of the movie

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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game designers hate my proposition for a new "can you fuck the dog" litmus test

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.