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Quite pleased to announce I’m absolutely back on my d20 bullship y’all this season FUCKS HARD: Murph’s a rowdy, Siobhan’s jacked, Ally wants a pizookie, Zac is pappy, Emily’s gaunt with want, and Lou’s reprising his role as The Greatest Man Ever, we’re BACK, BABEY!!

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Quite pleased to announce I’m absolutely back on my d20 bullship y’all this season FUCKS HARD: Murph’s a rowdy, Siobhan’s jacked, Ally wants a pizookie, Zac is pappy, Emily’s gaunt with want, and Lou’s reprising his role as The Greatest Man Ever, we’re BACK, BABEY!!

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Quite pleased to announce I’m absolutely back on my d20 bullship y’all this season FUCKS HARD: Murph’s a rowdy, Siobhan’s jacked, Ally wants a pizookie, Zac is pappy, Emily’s gaunt with want, and Lou’s reprising his role as The Greatest Man Ever, we’re BACK, BABEY!!

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I think the difference in the DMing styles of Brennan Lee Mulligan and Anthony Burch (and why I favor Anthony’s) is Brennan is (literally) the camp counselor that’s gonna have a great attitude and make double damn sure everyone’s having fun and has sunscreen, while Anthony is more like that one kid who sets up elaborate, ill-advised games/contraptions in his backyard that have resulted in multiple accidents and injuries to the other kids of the neighborhood but without fail those kids are back once the casts are off cause that shit is fun as hell

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Designing Riz’ tattoos resulted in finding some anagram variations of Garthy O’Brian that really delighted me:

Aright Barony, Orbit Any Ragh, Hogan Rib Tray, Grainy Hobart, Rayban Righto

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Designing Riz’ tattoos resulted in finding some anagram variations of Garthy O’Brian that really delighted me:

Aright Barony, Orbit Any Ragh, Hogan Rib Tray, Grainy Hobart, Rayban Righto

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Also! A copy of The Doom Generation is right here on the You of Tube, all thanks to this post with more cult classics that are verily worth the watch!

Gregg Araki’s films are Lynchian, “queer as in fuck you”, disturbing, ethereal Nightmares, the Doom Generation especially - I’d say the trigger warnings are like.. a good majority of the list of possible trigger warnings, but in my opinion it’s similar to David Lynch in the saturation and color editing of the movie makes the gore less visceral and upsetting since it’s more clearly fake, but the subject matter is totally still upsetting. For desensitized fucked-up film enjoyers though I highly recommend!

Also The Living End is easily in my top 5 favorite films of all time, the queerness of Araki’s movies is so very raw and magnificent it left me reeling the first time I saw it.

When in doubt: draw the blorbos greying, married to eachother, and outrageously queer

Close-up details/explanations of the tattoo and pin references under the cut!

The fantastic measure once cut twice top surgery tattoo idea comes from @untowardsthoughts!

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When in doubt: draw the blorbos greying, married to eachother, and outrageously queer

Close-up details/explanations of the tattoo and pin references under the cut!

The fantastic measure once cut twice top surgery tattoo idea comes from @untowardsthoughts!

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When in doubt: draw the blorbos greying, married to eachother, and outrageously queer

Close-up details/explanations of the tattoo and pin references under the cut!

The fantastic measure once cut twice top surgery tattoo idea comes from @untowardsthoughts!

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When in doubt: draw the blorbos greying, married to eachother, and outrageously queer

Close-up details/explanations of the tattoo and pin references under the cut!

The fantastic measure once cut twice top surgery tattoo idea comes from @untowardsthoughts!

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Lark in a dress but it’s a liiiiiittle suggestive, full and details (where the lace is actually visible) under the cut!

There’s also an exercise in depravity to the tune of 6,683 words I wrote to pair with the art, read it right here on Ao3 >:}

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Lark in a dress but it’s a liiiiiittle suggestive, full and details (where the lace is actually visible) under the cut!

There’s also an exercise in depravity to the tune of 6,683 words I wrote to pair with the art, read it right here on Ao3 >:}

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Everyone voting for Nicky I love you and your heart is in the right place but you are so very wrong, order a scotch on the rocks and that boy will hand you a martini glass full of pebbles.

*Bonus points if you tell me why 👀👀👀👀👀

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I feel like The Stank™ skipped a generation and went to Normal despite Lark and Sparrow having some Patrick Bateman shit going on, like Sparrow has like a Baron Harkonnen-ass herbal bath nightmare situation and Lark has built an immunity to bleach by showering in it or something.

Because it's canon that Henry Oak doesn't shower... Did his kids ever really learn how to??

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When Beth May goes “Oh Noooooooooo” I imagine that’s also the sound a JPEG makes when you compress it

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Say Hi Prefrontal PIs! (That.. reads in a pretty unfortunate way on paper)

These were available earlier on my Patreon!

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The Peachyville Horror at its finest is just:

Freddie: shouting at Apple Watch ‘loud environment warning’ decibels

Matt: litigating (shit-stirring)

Anthony: reduced to meerkat noises

Beth: disapproval

Will: on the verge of tears