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Lark in a dress but it’s a liiiiiittle suggestive, full and details (where the lace is actually visible) under the cut!

There’s also an exercise in depravity to the tune of 6,683 words I wrote to pair with the art, read it right here on Ao3 >:}

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Lark in a dress but it’s a liiiiiittle suggestive, full and details (where the lace is actually visible) under the cut!

There’s also an exercise in depravity to the tune of 6,683 words I wrote to pair with the art, read it right here on Ao3 >:}

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Everyone voting for Nicky I love you and your heart is in the right place but you are so very wrong, order a scotch on the rocks and that boy will hand you a martini glass full of pebbles.

*Bonus points if you tell me why 👀👀👀👀👀

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I feel like The Stank™ skipped a generation and went to Normal despite Lark and Sparrow having some Patrick Bateman shit going on, like Sparrow has like a Baron Harkonnen-ass herbal bath nightmare situation and Lark has built an immunity to bleach by showering in it or something.

Because it's canon that Henry Oak doesn't shower... Did his kids ever really learn how to??

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When Beth May goes “Oh Noooooooooo” I imagine that’s also the sound a JPEG makes when you compress it

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Say Hi Prefrontal PIs! (That.. reads in a pretty unfortunate way on paper)

These were available earlier on my Patreon!

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The Peachyville Horror at its finest is just:

Freddie: shouting at Apple Watch ‘loud environment warning’ decibels

Matt: litigating (shit-stirring)

Anthony: reduced to meerkat noises

Beth: disapproval

Will: on the verge of tears

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I humbly present A Sequence Of Events:

1) Starts working on my fanfic

2) Sidetracked by the overwhelming urge to google urban dictionary's definition of "yarf"

3) Learns it's a "neutral fox sound" in furry circles

4) Finds great peace and comfort in the fact that we finally figured out what the fox does say

5) Overwhelmed by morbid curiosity for the website design of WikiFur.com

6) Clicks it

7) I am redirected to the single greatest example of ironic paradox I will literally ever encounter:

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Say Hi Prefrontal PIs! (That.. reads in a pretty unfortunate way on paper)

These were available earlier on my Patreon!

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Man.. Rough month to be a Francis, amiright?

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Say Hi Prefrontal PIs! (That.. reads in a pretty unfortunate way on paper)

These were available earlier on my Patreon!

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Say Hi Prefrontal PIs! (That.. reads in a pretty unfortunate way on paper)

These were available earlier on my Patreon!

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Companion art for my new fic!

Title: Stitch After Stitch

Rating: M | Chapters: 2/2 | Words: 6,767

Summary: Featuring girly drinks and relationships to jinx, old friends of Glenn's, bar room brawls to the Sohodolls, first aid, affections betrayed, and insults of utility grade.

Read it here on Ao3!

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Hiiiii I write fics now and do art for them:

Title: Stitch After Stitch

Rating: M | Chapters: 2/2 | Words: 6,767

Summary: Featuring girly drinks and relationships to jinx, old friends of Glenn's, bar room brawls to the Sohodolls, first aid, affections betrayed, and insults of utility grade.

Read it here on Ao3!

[transformersweatpants]

Companion art for my new fic!

Title: Stitch After Stitch

Rating: M | Chapters: 2/2 | Words: 6,767

Summary: Featuring girly drinks and relationships to jinx, old friends of Glenn's, bar room brawls to the Sohodolls, first aid, affections betrayed, and insults of utility grade.

Read it here on Ao3!

[transformersweatpants]

Companion art for my new fic!

Title: Stitch After Stitch

Rating: M | Chapters: 2/2 | Words: 6,767

Summary: Featuring girly drinks and relationships to jinx, old friends of Glenn's, bar room brawls to the Sohodolls, first aid, affections betrayed, and insults of utility grade.

Read it here on Ao3!

[transformersweatpants]

Hiiiii I write fics now and do art for them:

Title: Stitch After Stitch

Rating: M | Chapters: 2/2 | Words: 6,767

Summary: Featuring girly drinks and relationships to jinx, old friends of Glenn's, bar room brawls to the Sohodolls, first aid, affections betrayed, and insults of utility grade.

Read it here on Ao3!