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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

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Gimme a drink bartender

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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Starting a compilation

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seeing top surgery scars through the arm hole of a muscle tank is also a kind of side boob. to the enlightened

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every wish of the body belongs to it. and every wish is a hand, expressing that desire. and every hand is a storm that is bigger than the world, reaching for us.

does anyone else know the devil or is it just me and these three (this game is really good)

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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

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Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday!

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At long last I have created springlock suit from clsssic sci fi game Don't Create the Springlock Suit

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i think people who complain about paragraphs being too long should just read/write screenplays instead. some of us actually enjoy reading

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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i know it's just whatever your first pokemon is but it's so funny that he's like "this trainer and their GOLISOPOD are gonna beat your ass guzma" like kukui calm down it's not that serious 😭😭

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thinking about how h'aanit x primrose is actually the best ship for primrose specifically because in the game so many people feel entitled to her body and romantic attention while h'aanit is the complete opposite because her boundaries are extremely firm and she needs to know she's welcome before showing affection (h'aanit is butch 👍)

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted