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happy june 24th
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face makeup is evil. i don’t care. like eyeshadow can be a fun and creative thing and it’s not like anybody is going to think you genuinely have purple eyelids but face makeup that’s made to look “natural” just ends up making you think your normal skin is something to be covered up and distorts your perception of your face. the whole “it makes ppl more confident!” thing is a lie because it’s not that the makeup itself is making you feel confident it’s that it creates an association with confidence and the results of that is you end up hating your face which is the opposite of building your self-confidence.
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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dave would spend the first year on HRT making a series of elaborately staged and edited videos like "hey my names dave strider and this is my voice two weeks on estrogen" and it wouldnt be clear whether or not she knows E doesnt affect that
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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue
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Blud hates himself low-key
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Shaped word cloud for Dave Strider.
His most distinctive words as compared to the beta kids are are shit, fucking, fuck, dude, and fuckin. Unsurprisingly, his curse rate is also high at 2.33%, about 1 in 43 words, which is the highest for any Homestuck character that speaks over 10,000 words (he’s spoken over 33,000 so far).
Dave’s unshaped cloud with more commentary
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1. it’s this lmafo. used to be transgressiveGarulousness which was a reference to the fact that i wouldnt shut the fuck up and im also fairly amoral compared to my bf
2. …yes
3. no. matesprit isnt one-to-one with human romance and i forgot the complexities of it, so i wouldnt feel comfortable using it
4. absolutely not lmafo. we arent in a very specific kind of qpr so i wouldnt use language that implies we are
5. im a fictive/kin of hs!dave strider so yeah
“Homestuck Isn’t Dead” Tag
I wanted to make one, so send a number or reblog to get one!
1. Do you have a chum handle? What does it mean?
2. Is your username homestuck related/have you had one hs related?
3. Do you call your s/o a matesprit?
4. Do you call your best friend your moirail?
5. Are you “kin” with any characters or commonly called a character?
6. God Tier?
7. Do you make HS fanart?
8. Do you make hs fanfiction?
9. Do you roleplay homestuck? where and how often?
10. Do you cosplay homestuck characters? Who and where?
11. Are you apart of ask blogs?
12. Are you in any homestuck groups?
13. Favorite character?
14. Least favorite character?
15. OTP?
16. NOTP?
17. BROTP?
18. Do you want homestuck to just die already?
19. Are you following up with hiveswap? Do you play? Watch YT videos?
20. Tell us how homestuck has effected you in real life?
21. Have you met anyone through homestuck?
22. Have you left the fandom before?
23. How many times have you read through it?
24. Did you ever skip intermissions/dialog/animations?
25. Opinions on the fandom?
26. Opinions on the comic?
27. Do you favor the trolls, humans, or carapaces?
28. Favorite moment of all of homestuck?
29. Least favorite moment of all of homestuck?
30. Tell us a homestuck based story.
31. How homestuck related is your blog?
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canonically in homestuck there is a version of Dave Strider who becomes a happier and more self accepting person in part because they no longer have to be a man (davepeta) and yet still transmasc dave remains the most popular headcanon...
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🪙 weedgirlfriendic
weedgirlfriendic: a flag for a gender where one feels like a weed smoking girlfriend, or feels euphoria from smoking weed and/or being a girlfriend.
a flag for anyone, regardless of dating status or gender.
🍃original flag coined by a deleted tumblr user.
[image id: a flag with 9 stripes, the outer 2 being scalloped edges, and the rest being evenly sized. the colors go from top to bottom as: coral red, off-white, beige, warm grey, pale peach, eggshell yellow, pale olive, olive, cool grey, taupe. in the center is a black icon in the shape of a marijuana leaf, bordered in white. a white outlined heart is in the center of the leaf. /end id]
📥 requests open! 🔗 hd vector
🧺——— vectored by red bishop council
the original poster of the flag deactivated before anything could be archived. i have a med-res version of the original, i may attach it onto this post with a reblog. though, i don't think it can be easily recreated into a more detailed version more alike the original. HOWEVER! if anyone can find a reblog of the original post, it would be so amazing to share with us to archive. i love this flag so much i'm so heartbroken it's gone. — bishop
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i saw a terrible job listing and reflexively thought "you would have to pay me to do that"

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mouthwashing fandom may i suggest an anya centric mep/map with this song
#mouthwashing#i havent finished it yet#but i am very goth and this reminds me of anya#actaually im only a little goth but shhhhhhhh#Spotify
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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone
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in order to be a trans girl you just have to be a girl
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