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There should be more things where a protagonist or major character becomes permanently disabled without that becoming a death sentence

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Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

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thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

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brb trying this

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Eraserhead baby labubu

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It must feel soo good being a Pokémon that evolves opposable thumbs. Imagine being like, a dog, and one day you go thru Magic Puberty and you can open the bathroom door whenever your trainer goes inside, or open the treat bag by yourself. That's prob why you need to train your guy before evolving it

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

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caught the last twenty minutes of my cousin vinny while getting high tonight and of my god marisa tomei in that movie looking the best anyone has ever looked we are so blessed to be able to just watch my cousin vinny whenever we want and bask in the beauty of marisa tomei as mona lisa vito

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Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱