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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism
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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed
#literally literally literally#some of y'all are mean as hell to people who have committed no crime but being a different flavor of autistic than you#and I will rally behind my annoying ass friends every time because they are 10000x more loyal and genuine than anyone who has hated on them
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love when something is about something else
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Your Eyes are Vacant and Theres something Evil as Fuck About You
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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
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"What are you gonna bring to our company" being on tumblr on company time
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Last night my boyfriend made scrambled eggs for us and listen I am That Kind of Annoying Picky Eater but he literally cooked mine in a separate pan so I could have just salt and pepper and he used low heat so they wouldn't turn brown and I didn't even have to ask him to do any of this he just did it because he loves me and wants me to be happy. Your partner can be so so nice to you I promise you don't have to stay with someone who doesn't care
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PSA to everyone I know: you literally do not have to settle for being with someone who's mean to you. like if your partner is consistently being unkind to you, taking out their stress and anger on you, or making you feel unappreciated..... maybe that's not a relationship you need to stay in.
#I see this literally everywhere and it's shocking to me#I can honestly say that after three years my boyfriend has never once said anything with the intention of hurting me or making me feel small#not out of anger not out of resentment not even as a joke
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no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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obsessed with these notes my mom found yesterday from when my parents first moved in together. i laughed at the fact that my dad never filled out the grocery list…some things dont change
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At work and I just got the most insane flashback to "an inseparable piece of everything I admired about you" and I once again feel crazyyyyyy because the choice of "admired" instead of "loved" is such an obvious (homophobic) cop out on the part of the writers like I can really only laugh
#admired is an insane word!!! what does that even mean in this context!! oh jayce's ~admiration~ will save viktor 💀#jayvik
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