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"batez besteko pertsonak hiru armiarma jaten ditu urtero" datua benetan estatistikako oker bat da. batez besteko pertsonak ez ditu armiarmarik jaten urte baten bitartean. Armiarmak George, kobazulo batean bizitzen dena ta egunero hamar mila armiarma jaten dituena, kasu bakartu bat da ta ez zatekeen barne hartu behar

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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zer ba elikatzen nauen eskua hozka egin nahi badut baina maitekiro. eztiki. zer ba

well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then

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berblogeatu zaitez berblogeatu diozun pertsona kartoizko hodi huts batez jotzeko

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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Ez nuen ilunaren faktura ordaindu orduan energia-enpresak argiak itzali zizkidan

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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eguneroko baieztapenak

maritxu hilezina naiz

banaiz janari dendetan egoteko gai

edozein gelatan musika gustu txarrena daukat

pistola bat daukat

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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t-zakil badagoela ere ez dakiteen pertsonak daude munduan. zertan pentsatzen dute egun osoan? zergaitik ohetik jaikitzen dira? zer arraio egiten dute??????

there's ppl in the world who don't even know tdick exists. what do they think about all day? why do they get out of bed? what the fuck are they doing??????

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EZ jarri harry potter nire dashean akabatu egingo zaitut

do NOT put harry potter upon my dash i will strike you down

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pertsonek hainbeste gorroto daukate bihotzean. baina nik batez ere

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

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ezkutaketan jolastean aurkitzen banauzu akatu egingo zaitut

if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you

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Hau Karlos da. Tumblr-en zehar bidaia egin nahi du. gidatuko al zenuke?

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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IZORRA HADI EKONOMIA!!!!!!!

*nire zakil ergel erraldoia lurrean jotzen*

FUCK THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!

*bangs my huge stupid cock on the ground*

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Gizonek elkarrekin sexu harremanak izan ahal dituzte

Nire mugikorrean ikusi nuen

Men can have sex with eachother

Ive seen it on my phone

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ez duzu transexualitatea ikusi nahi? erauz itzazu begiak!

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hungariarrei kendu ezin dieten giza eskubide bakarra kexatzea da

complaining is the only human right they cant take away from hungarians

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aizu. zorte on denekin, ados? [zure txalupa kaiari lotzen dioen soka mozten] zorte on, ba. [zure txalupa errekara gehiago bultzatzen hasten] tira, izan zorte on bat han

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

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nahiago nuke denak isilagoak eta leunagoak eta sarri gutxiago balira.

I wish everything was quieter and softer and less often. 

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ahoan muxu bat ematen dizut eta nire txanda amaitzen dut.

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn