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νέ αμα χανίκ λείκι ένzαγίνα νέ sέγλα κούο ίν αμπα χανίκ έωαμέτ ι νέτ χα μιλοκύοτ διαωένα

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

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ροοsαωιιδρα

νιτα κομέzίνα ί zακα ι sικοπικ sα zαμιsτρα έκ ι κελικ «sαμ» λαανίμα. υν χίδικ sα υα αν τέλε τsα πυλέzίs γαπ μιsο zο

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

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αρμίνακυμαυτ

Γερυν sα χεεμ λαπνέ το χεεμ να μαρίs ωέ χεεμ έτρα

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

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τεμπλιν sα εzέ τsέρα sέν να τελίs έτ κύαλέ sυρανο τέρατύο να οπίs ί λιγέν κέsα ι λυτριν κέν νυ τελsέ sιμπορα ι μίχιν νυ μαιλιρα εδλα υ sαχο sα κοzιρίs κέν δέ αατυμ χοκο ιμαυνα. υτs zυνυ τυλα μο μιωρέδνε ομιτ χανίκ

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

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Okay it's been a hot minute since I've done actual glossing but I will do my best. 🫡

Wait shit fuck I did the wrong tense there. Κίρτιρο should be κιρτίρι I'm so rusty.

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kidnap-1.PST 1.SG.ABS into force-CAUS-woman dungeon.ABS insane scientist-SG.GEN but NEG-fortunate-ADV COP.1.PST in compare-PPRT

all DEM.MED pink inject-NZ-PL.ABS saline.ABS

so need_to-1.PST 1.SG.ERG use-INF normal OAT when escape-ANTI-1.PST 1.SG.ERG

so pain-ADJZ

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"μπύαιτέμερ" is "forcefem;" I went back and forth and ultimately calqued it from "μπύαι" "force" and "τέμερίs" "feminise," which comes from causative particle "τέ" and "μέρ" for woman. There's a verb form for μπύαι which has a similar meaning although not as strong of a connotation as the verb force in English.

OAT stands for ορμονα αγοπέρυυλ τεραπια.

I got kidnapped into a mad scientist's forcefem dungeon, but unfortunately I was in the control group. All those glowing pink injections? Saline.

So I had to go on regular HRT once I got out. Such a pain.

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sαχέτ τsα έδναλίs υμ: νίsε κυμα δέ μα λαφρ έρααν ιι. αsίsυμ κύε πλέδα ομιτ ι υ χιδέsυμ τογμίν οριλα οωο. sυνε κύε τsαρ δαλγίμέ εzοτ ωέ λι.

you have to admit it: most if not all animals are very brave. they do a lot of things and dont always know whats going to happen. they have beautiful eternal souls because of this

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Sυνικ sα μπανανα. Λορα εκι sε. Ι απομαλίπικ μπανανα sέν. Μπανανα κυ χοκο.

I had a banana. Then I woke up. And my banana disappeared. No more banana.

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Κιρτίρι sε έπ μπύαιτέμερ γοργα πυλέμι ταγμαsίκ, υτs υzατενα ι sε νυ zίλινίμα. Μα λο κέπα έμπακυυλιτ; Sαλμυρα.

Εδλα sαχι sα υλίs ναsτα ΟΑΤ αρι sύαπαρι sα. Γαπ νιsέ.

I got kidnapped into a mad scientist's forcefem dungeon, but unfortunately I was in the control group. All those glowing pink injections? Saline.

So I had to go on regular HRT once I got out. Such a pain.

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λαανέ έπονύατ. λαανέ έπονύατ νέκαρίνα. λαανέ έπονύατ νέκαρίνα ριδνα. λαανέ έπονύατ νίκαρίνα ριδνα νυ μιρ. λαανέ έπονύατ νέκαρίνα ριδνα νυ μιρ οδαίνα τsυρ.

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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νέ αsίνα έλ sομ ναυ ραχαδιν δέzγενίs sε. αμανδυ.

white hair rahadin is going to destroy me. help.

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χααααγο έδα δι sαραπύατ νυ sαιπο χανίκ

Huuuge amount of bats in your chimney

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τοκsιρααss

ωαzίsυμ sα αρι αραλίsυμ τsα κιλ γυγλέμ ι τιαρίsε λι διαωέ τελρα νύε υμ. Γέ νέλίsέτ χα υα νέτ χα ναωονταχο να χίλιρα ένκααsι χα τsύτsοτ έzεύυυλ

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation