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i unironically love how bad the sex in black sails is, like, everyone is having thematically-relevant, character-building, absolutely terrible sex, storytelling-wise the scenes are great but nobody is having a good time

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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

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I bet driving through s police barricade feels good as fuck

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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here is Gil Scott-Heron performing his poem "Whitey on the Moon"

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I can vouch personally for the validity of this campaign, as well as GazaVetters (#6 on the list). They urgently, URGENTLY need your donation. 

A reblog -- that's all it really takes. There are campaigns on here with tens of thousands of notes—how do you think they got there? By everyone scrolling past? Complain about morality OCD and compassion burnout all you want. My friend’s family might die tomorrow. Might die right now. In any moment I am not speaking to Ghada, it is possible that she is dead.

So when I ask you to reblog this post, think about the lack of effort it would take to flick your thumb—and realize it could be saving the lives of 14 people, affected by the horrors of war more than you could possibly imagine on your own.

Think about the sound of artillery firing. Even simply guns nearby. There's no "getting used to" that as your constant reality.

Thank you.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Hello my friends, I am Youssef's family from Gaza 🍉💔 Today we are living in a real famine. I ask you to help me with a donation in order to collect the price of a bag of flour, which has reached 300 pounds due to the famine. We need to buy it urgently. My children have not eaten bread for 10 days due to the high price of a bag of flour. We are living in the shadow of genocide and severe hunger. We are in a state of famine. I swear to you that my children and I are hungry. Please do not ignore me. I am in dire need of a donation to survive. 💔💔💔 My friends, if everyone who sees this post donates a little, we will be able to collect the price of a bag of flour. My campaign is successful. ✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #591 )✅️ So that you can help my family, please everyone who sees this, do not ignore the suffering of my children. Be a reason to feed my hungry children. I would be very grateful for your help.🙏

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I hope you're well. I'm not well. I'm living in harsh conditions during the war, especially since I lost part of my family and my home. I live in a tent with my twin children. They need diapers, food, and medicine. I live alone with my children inside the tent, even though it's not a suitable place to live and not safe for my children. All I want from you is your help, because it means a lot to me and will help save the lives of my young children. Please, friends.🇵🇸💔😭🇵🇸🇵🇸

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pool boy at the vampire mansion ❤️

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.