Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there
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OH YEAH
ITS NAOS BIRTHDAY
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE TRANS KING HIMSELF
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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
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Made a chart for sorting fantheories
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this is APPARENTLY a HOT FUCKING TAKE but
i would rather someone live out the rest of their life dependent on or addicted to a pain medication that helps with their pain, than suffer in pain that could be helped for the rest of their life just so self-righteous dicks can say "thank god they're not an addict"
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There was a long, thin, worm in Hyrule that knew what the penis of at least five humanoids looked like.
It looked like a sentient iPhone charging cable but like a brightly colored one. Link found one.
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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
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Our queen
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.
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The positives of ‘putting yourself out there’ are worth it. Having a great conversation with a stranger will be worth the awkwardness of starting that exact conversation. Joining a small community of people you will see regularly is worth having to get through a scary first day. Getting your dream job is worth the scariness of chasing it. Don’t pick and choose experiences based on the level of ease now, but choose them based on how you want to come out of them.
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