two trucks having sex / two trucks having sex / my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex
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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat
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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude
I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one
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how much for this fucking thing
This fucking thing worth a whole load of nothing!
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Recently discovered this stunning bit of lyricism from Insane Clown Posse
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need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today
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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy
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hitting the green tea really hard then immediately opening the Wii forecast channel
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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