imagine you get a dragon egg and you’re all excited fruit to hatch into a cool dragon that you can have as your familiar and it hatches and it’s just like a weird bird and you don’t know what to do so you’re like “well I guess this is my familiar now” and the thing just keeps getting bigger as time goes on but at least it can really fuck up intruders with it big claws
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues