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Haise: Do you think I enjoy being mother hen to all of you?

Shirazu:

Saiko:

Urie:

Mutsuki:

Haise: Okay, fine, it’s like crack to me.

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tokyo ghoul: re + text posts

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Shirazu may have accidentally eating an entire playstation controller last night

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Mutsuki somehow just knows the most random facts

He’ll suddenly remember one in the middle of a meeting and just blurt it out, poor boy cant hold it in

Haise always praises him for being so knowledgable

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we all know that urie hates alot of things but can you plz make a headcanons list of some of his pet peeves?

URIE’S LIST OF PET PEEVES:

Uncovered sneezes or coughs

Hand coughs or hand sneezes

Unflushed or dirty restrooms

Incorrect grammar

Saggy pants

Loud noises

Mouths full when talking

Incompetent people

Interruptions when he’s speaking

Second place

Smoking

Lack of personal space

Ignorance and lack of common sense

Crying children, or all children in fact

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Shirazu bought a cowboy hat for all of the quinx and likes to make them dance to Old Town Road

Of course Urie refuses but Shirazu holds his arms and makes him fortnight dance

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shirazu's ex showed up at the chateau once looking for him. leaving haise to wonder how she got the address, shirazu shouting "BEGONE THOT" from his bedroom window, and saiko laughing her ass off

He’s throwing pillows at her through the window while Saikos ugly wheezing, Haise is so confused and a little too afraid to ask

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Hide had his 6th birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Kaneki was not impressed with the man in the rat suit.

Kaneki was HORRIFIED about the giant rat man

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A lil miscommunication of instruction between the two and the prank went off a little early, haise was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. More importantly, saiko has a video saved of him honking with every breath until he could get it removed.

HAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM CRIYIGN

I CAN JUST IMAGINE HAISE TRYING TO TELL THEM OFF AND HE’S JUST HONKING LOUDLY AND SHIRAZU AND SAIKO ARE TRYING NOT TO START LAUGHING

Omg I’m in actual tears thank you so much for this

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in one of shirazu and saiko's pranks gone wrong, haise swallowed a party honker

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HOW DO HAISE  SWALLOW ONE OF THOSE TINY THINGS MAY I ASK IM PISSIN G MYSELF LAUGHING

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One day the quinx kids decided it was a good idea to watch loud horror movies at 1 AM in the morning, while Haise was trying to sleep

So Haise decided he’d go down and scare the living shit out of them during a suspenseful part, Shirazu passed out, Urie wouldnt talk to him for a solid month and Mutsuki and Saiko screamed so loud they had neighbour complaints the next day

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Saiko likes to chase the pigeons that land outside the chateau, what she doesn’t like is when they chase back

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Saiko has tried streaming a few times - one of them ruined by Shirazu singing in the shower, other by Haise lecturing Urie about the paint stains on the kitchen floor, and final one by Mutsuki re-enacting Haise’s lecture in his sleep.

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💯 💯 🔥 🔥 FURUTA BACKSTORY LEAKED 💯 💯 🔥 🔥

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST BOY SHIRAGIN!! 🦈🧡

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Owls and pineapples and oh my

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Haise purposely goes onto Yahoo and reads out misspellings of the word "pregnant" like that one video with the guy.

Haise: can u get…..

Pregananant???