ben/23 (BITCH WHAT THE FUCK)/jamaican-canadian/bisexual little freak/‼️please note that i ask, like, and follow from @albertas-worst-nightmare!‼️/i am a master of emotions but for the love of god can someone please give me the good chemicals/BY READING THIS YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR LIFE IS NOW IN MY HANDS. PRAY I AM BENEVOLENT. now go drink more water
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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat
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the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit
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Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada
#IQALUIT YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE A DERANGED APE IQALUIT I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU
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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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I'm just glad prople are realizing modern journalism is really just carefully crafted propaganda for topics that actually matter.
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In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.
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Reminder: Not all characters included on this poll are canonically fat. Majority of characters were submitted on the bases of having the fandom accepted vibes of being a beautiful fat bear. Someone who could grow into a fat hairy bear. This doesn't mean the ones already there don't have a headstart advantage but if theres questions as to 'why is that muscular/skinny character here' that is why. Multiple people wanted them there and believed in them to be a fat bitch. Also bear is being used as an umbrella term as this poll includes women/ursalas
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Been getting really into orange juice lately
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ROMAN HOLIDAY 1953 — dir. William Wyler
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