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my humor 2016

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birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

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happy 10th anniversary of "is hannibal in love with me?" to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

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aaaand another one before bed. obsessed with drawing his tits you can't shame me

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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Today on liked by Hozier

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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

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lien

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genuinely how i feel every time

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan