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sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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Just tried this earlier, it's really not as bad as people say it is actually idk if it's just the stuff I got or something, but for me the only part of it I didn't like was the fizziness (which I don't like in ANY drinks really so that's not much of a shock)

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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Manscraped Debuts Chainmail “Dong Armor” Condom

As part of the FIJMU ongoing paid promotion with Manscraped and their distasteful and cisnormative advertising campaign you cannot escape, we are proud to announce the Dong-Armor-2000 chainmail condom!

Now with 0.003% less pinching and skin-tearing than other chainmail condoms, the new Manscraped atrocity includes a layer of galvanized lead to prevent rusting as well!

Use FIJMU code “OhGodMySkin” for 10% off your order of 70 six-packs or more!*

*includes 15% markup to sellers in the USA and outside of the USA. Does not prevent pregnancy or communicable diseases. Causes many new diseases. Illegal in all responsible nations.

MANSCRAPED: Grievously Harming your genitals since 1994

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You there boy! What day is it?

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Season’s Greason’s everyone

wheres seasons greasons

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

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h0ld up

some0ne confirm

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.