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fakedself replied to your photo: the pinnacle of my photoshop life

you’ll be reduced to the size of an atom when i’m done w/ u

TOKI PLEASE ILY

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greenmchine replied to your photo:

cece its 2 am what the fuck

greenmchine replied to your post:

im going to bed

COWARD

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greenmchine replied to your photo: the pinnacle of my photoshop life

what is this

art

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follow richie’s ic blog you cowards @garbagetrap

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sup, my dudes. it’s L and i’m back it again with another shit promo for my sweet sunflower child, CALLIE KANEKO. anyways, here’s some quick info on her:

half-nekomata, half-human. 100% cute.

voice actress / singer with a lovely raspy & deep voice.

probably voices your fave shounen protags.

has a princess complex & could easily kill a man.

extremely terrified of any large canine.

occasionally eats humans, but only the bad ones.

v low self-esteem & only thinks she’s worthy if people adore her.

actually really kind deep down & just needs stability in her life.

world’s softest tail & ears™

callie is a fandomless original character. however, she does have a few fandom-affiliated verses such as haikyuu, bnha, & tokyo ghoul. if y’all are down to interact with her, can ya give this a LIKE/REBLOG? preferably the latter so i can find more blogs !!

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"What do you think you're doing to him?" Laine, probably wielding a big-ass stick and glaring @ ppl threatening a small child she doesn't know? yes listen,

baby boy. baby.

     “ hey -- “ eyes scan laine, and then a grin crosses his face. “ you look kickass as hell. “

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“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.” hi

baby boy. baby.

     “ what the fuck? all i did was go for a walk! “

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❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

the highest quality memes.

     “ how the fuck do you think i feel? i’m dumb as shit. i can’t study for pre-calc! i’ve got shit to do! “

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Reblog if ASKS and MEMES are open to ALL rp’ers, not just mutuals.

Obviously, we write what we want, & muses can be picky. But overall: reblog if your askbox is open to even the shy, *non*mutuals!!!

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aaaaaaaand the askbox is open now!

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high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

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touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

015.   fist bump .

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protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

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RP starters inspired by ABBA songs. Feel free to change pronouns !

‘’I made up my mind - it must come to an end.’’

‘‘Look at me now, will I ever learn?’‘

‘‘My my, how can I resist you?’‘

‘‘I can’t count all the times that I’ve told you we’re through.’‘

‘’We’ve done it all before and now we’re back to get some more.’’

‘’Take it now or leave it.’’

‘‘You know the rules, you know the game.’‘

‘‘ Honey, I’m still free.’‘

‘‘There’s so much that I wanna do when I dream I’m alone with you.’‘

‘‘Take a chance on me.’‘

‘‘I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild.’‘

‘‘I can’t take a chance on a chick like you.’‘

‘‘But girl, you’re only a child.’‘

‘‘Does your mother know that you’re out?’‘

‘‘You are the dancing queen!’‘

‘‘You’re in the mood for a dance.’‘

‘‘How I hate to see you like this.’‘

‘‘I’m a shoulder you can cry on.’‘

‘‘You were always sure of yourself. Now I see you’ve broken a feather.’‘

‘‘You’ll be dancing once again and the pain will end.’‘

‘‘How I hate to spend the evening on my own.’‘

‘‘There’s not a soul out there - no one to hear my prayer.’‘

‘‘If I got me a wealthy man, I wouldn’t have to work at all.’‘

‘‘It must be sunny in the rich man’s world.’‘

‘‘I’m nothing special, in fact I’m a bit of a bore.’‘

‘‘I wasn’t jealous before we met.’‘

‘‘You’ve heard me saying that smoking was my only vice, but now it isn’t true.’‘

‘‘We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die.’‘

‘‘ If I had to do the same again, I would.’‘

‘‘I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind.’‘

‘‘It used to be so nice, it used to be so good.’‘

‘‘You seem so far away though you are standing near.’‘

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