trauma-insence

[trauma-insence]

Things 19 taught me

I haven’t been active on here much the last year but I wanted to compile a list of things I think people need to hear and things that got me through the last year

You’re never gonna grow if you’re qualified for everything you do. Apply for positions and give it your all. You know things

You can rely on your friends as much as they rely on you, and if you can’t, maybe it’s time to reevaluate

On the same note, you can reach out to old friends. Just because the door is closed doesn’t mean the house is destroyed

Also on the same note, you don’t have to keep people in your life!

You are changing everyday and every day is a chance for change

Sometimes you need to photo synthesize

Cringe doesn’t exist. Get it out of your head and you’ll get out of your head

Do things! Talk to people! You can interact with everyone you meet! The whole point of living is to interact!

Hobbies are meant to be picked up and put down. Skills are meant to be had. We live in an age where if you want to learn something you easily can! But you can’t let the fear of not being perfect right away stop you. The old timers will always give some tips and tricks after you’ve tried something out

Be around animals. Be around people. Don’t isolate yourself. Exist in public settings and let people exist near you

Play games. Go to a park. Watch the sunset

There’s so much more that I learned and that got me through the year, but these are the things I always go back to

[trauma-insence]

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

[trauma-insence]

Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

[trauma-insence]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[trauma-insence]

hey go climb a tree. bring a friend with. go have a chat in the tree. go do something to remember that you’re human and living your life not just existing through 24 hour chunks of time.

[trauma-insence]

[trauma-insence]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[trauma-insence]

cold call salespeople have no chance against midwest mothers. this lady had had a salesperson on the phone for over half an hour talking about her new paint and lighting in the house and is now helping this salesperson figure out the best shelving for their living room.

[trauma-insence]

i dont know if i need to be held gently or beat to death

[trauma-insence]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[trauma-insence]

my red flag is that i make mean jokes about the twinyards being short when im the exact same height as them

[trauma-insence]

why neil josten is actually Y/N:

erm I accidentally wrote a few cringy wattpad paragraphs so uh-

he has big blue orbs

involved with the mafia ("what is this, mom?" I asked, trembling. the famous mafia gang leader, harry styles was sitting in my living room!)

gets noticed by a famous person KEVIN DAY (my best friend dragged me to this concert. something called... one direction? I'm not really sure, I'm not like other girls, always obsessing over boy bands. I like to spend time reading instead. so in the concert, I decided to read my favourite book and just ignore everything entirely. then, this amazingly buff, tall, dark, and handsome man smiled at me, showing off his dimples. "come on, darling, what's your name?")

mommy AND daddy issues ("I-I-I-I-I never had parents," Y/N told her cold alpha mafia boss.)

has trauma from a young age (when I was only 10 weeks old, my mother, my father, my grandmother, my grandfather, my sister, my brother, and my goldfish died in a plane crash)

he becomes more badass throughout the series ("Wow, Y/N, you're becoming more and more sigma," Jungkook the mafia boss said. "You were so skinny and fragile and petite, I never would've thought you were capable of being a muderer. You're such a baddie!" He exclaims with admiration.)

super multi-talented (even though I have a permanent stutter in my voice, I'm still a great singer. but I'm a really insecure petite girl, so I shyly sang a few notes to JungKook. "I-i-i-i-is it gwenchana oppa?" "Oh, yes, Y/N honey, you're voice is jinja good!")

has multiple men checking him out/appreciating his looks (andrew, nicky, and I bet kevin has too)

if you read all my little paragraphs I'm really proud of you! I hope you're gwenchana (this is all satire pls dont judge)

[trauma-insence]

neil “i’m fine” josten and jean “i will endure” moreau

Neil “I’m fine” Josten and Jean “I can still play” Moreau

[trauma-insence]

Incorrect aftg as more things my professor has said

Neil: **offended** yes, I am aware of what a fursona is

--

Wymack: I was worried we would actually be productive today

--

Andrew to Neil: You're not a good late night talk show guest

--

Wymack: I was born as a 43 year old man

--

Matt: how old are you?

Neil: How old do you want me to be?

--

Kevin: I’m just sitting here trying to mentally figure out how much time it will take to undo the mental damage you’ve done to us all

--

Neil: this is gonna sound stupid because it's coming out of my mouth

--

Kevin: You don’t speak in complete sentences and we actually just always assume you have any intelligence.

Seth: He just talks because he has a mouth

--

Wymack: Unless you are a pre-linguistic child *points to Neil*

--

Wymack: I need to forget everything as soon as i walk out this door or Neil will drive me insane.

--

Kevin: I'm trying to do better at using words he understands

--

Andrew: I can't stand you

Neil: Me niether!

[trauma-insence]

kevin's the court queen and neil's the court jester

[trauma-insence]

calling all shadow and bone fans: watch a recording of london da national theatre’s A Midsummer Nights Dream. and any gays. honestly anyone just go watch it

[trauma-insence]

growing up with my friends is going from being told i’m so brave for talking to a crush at school to being told im so brave for doing laundry