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Not really, but if you do try to escape...I.will.find.you.

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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Uh yeah... //Smirks//

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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Well since you have never been on a ship before...and being the good person I am...I think I'll take you with me.

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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First of all, it's a ship. Not a boat. Second, how have you never been on a ship before? Have you been living under a rock your entire life boy?

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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The question is more like... Why wouldn't you want to join a pirate crew?

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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Excuse me?! So you do think I'm old! You are a rude little boy.

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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What do you mean by that?! Are you trying to say I'm old or something?!

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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How dare you insult my sense of style! I'm a pirate you idiot!

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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Do I look like the dancing type to you?...Little boy?

Join my crew little boy

First off, who are you calling little boy?

And secondly, what crew? A dance crew? Or another type?

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You heard me.

I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt na na nanana.

If you take another one of my fucking jars of dirt I’ll shoot you in the nuts.

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...No. You are a disgusting little boy. 

I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt na na nanana.

If you take another one of my fucking jars of dirt I’ll shoot you in the nuts.

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No. It isn't. 

Hah! Your eyebrows are even bigger now!

Shut up you brat! This male form is only temporary so don’t get used to it.

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Your booty is far from divine you imbecile! I'll pinch it all I want!

I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt na na nanana.

If you take another one of my fucking jars of dirt I’ll shoot you in the nuts.

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Do I look like some sort of animal to you?! 

Hah! Your eyebrows are even bigger now!

Shut up you brat! This male form is only temporary so don’t get used to it.

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GET OFF MY FACE YOU BASTARD!

{Pinches his booty}

I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt na na nanana.

If you take another one of my fucking jars of dirt I’ll shoot you in the nuts.

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What kind of papa goes swinging their ding dong around everywhere.

Hah! Your eyebrows are even bigger now!

Shut up you brat! This male form is only temporary so don’t get used to it.