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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.
SIR, PLEASE,
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Powdered donut, anyone?
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when will my DS stylus return from the war
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Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂
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