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#ford has six fingers. mabel can paint the entire rainbow she must be so excited 🥺#she looks so happy 🥺#gravity falls#stan pines#ford pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#look at them a big family 🥺#aoughhhhhh#when i finish rewatching amphibia im coming for gravity falls next
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How much was Sprig at fault in Spider-Sprig?
Sprig Plantar, an anthropomorphic frog who just turned eleven (frog and human years are the same here), watched a Spiderman movie and wanted to be loved by people in the same way Peter was. So, even though he’s in hiding from the government on account of being a walking talking frog (complete with extra dexterity and a long tongue he can use to grab things), he made himself a little suit to go outside and be a vigilante with.
He impressed the neighborhood, but in doing so upset the old man who had dubbed himself protector of the neighborhood (and had just tried to write a ticket for two kids selling lemonade without a permit, the oldest of whom was eight). This old man swore vengeance upon Sprig, and when he found a robotic arm with lasers and claws became Sprig’s version of Doc Ock.
They had a big fight, endangering a lot of people and destroying a lot of property. Important to note: Sprig caused no property damage himself, but he did essentially respond to having a villain come after him with “this is awesome!! If I have a villain, just like Spiderman did, then everyone will love me like they loved Spiderman!” and proceeded to insult and provoke his enemy. However, his Doc Ock caused all the property damage, instigated the fight, and was picking a fight with a boy whose age he didn’t know (the news outlets covering Sprig’s vigilante person dubbed him as around eight years old, but no one knew for sure other than those who knew Sprig).
#amphibia#hey guess who’s watching amphibia again!! that’s right me#sprig plantar#this irks me.#like i get trying to teach kids abt consequences and anti violence and all that#but like. sprig is 11 and not responsible for a man old enough to be his grandfather responding with violence#and attacking him and endangering people.#perhaps it’s just my opinion and ill find out with this poll#but sprig should not be treated like he’s equally responsible here#the old man started the fight. the old man picked a fight with an obviously young boy. the old man destroyed property and endangered people#none of which sprig did#but with great power comes great responsibility and sprig is superior to humans in athleticism and such#so does anyone believe sprig is at fault because he should have been more responsible?#no results option either i have context so you have to make a decision#poll#sprig amphibia#he’s been though adventures as the shows deuteragonist so#at least i think he’s considered a deuteragonist. maybe that’s actually marcy or sasha.
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And on that note my gayass ears are ringing so perhaps that's a lovely time to call it a night.
#wait a second mine are too#what was i doing again#right i wanted to make a post and then go to bed okay
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based purely on anecdotal evidence from the 10 or so people I hang out with the most, I have put together a hypothesis
#mountain person loves ocean and is wary of desert#i wouldn’t say im afraid of it but it’s not somewhere i particularly want to be
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More Evidence that Ted Faro was a Bitch-Ass Pussy: even this changeling from My Little Pony knows better than him
[ID: a screenshot of the My Little Pony mobile game. Reformed Pharynx the Changeling says, “But that’s exactly why our broodlings need to know the true story of our past— not some candy-colored fairy tale! Otherwise… how will they learn to be better than their ancestors?
#ted faro#FUCK that guy.#i fuckin hate faro that bitch#now pharynx has read the giver#that’s his name right? i never finished watching mlp i never saw the changeling redemption#horizon zero dawn#my little pony#mlp g4#the context here is that the reformed changeling history curriculum is heavily censored and edited#and pharynx is losing his mind#fair tbh
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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies
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What is Pony town?
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cannot believe there are people who aren't familiar with the 2002 movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. it's not remembered as one of the animated classics of the early 00s because it's so different than other beloved movies - no talking animals, no fantasy settings, limited comedic elements - but my god did it shine in so many other ways. arguably some of the best 2D animation ever created, outstanding soundtrack, an hour and a half of pure anti-imperialism and anti-colonialism in a kid friendly story about horseys.
#spirit was a fantastic movie there’s a reason i loved it so much as a kid#spirit stallion of the cimarron
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architect of the astral library
#THATS SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!#tangotek#hermitcraft#ive been meaning to watch his s9 i really wanna figure out how he built decked out
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Fordite, born from the discarded paint layers of Detroit's car factories. This stunning specimen showcases the intricate patterns formed over decades of industrial history.
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heading out the door
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mcr5 is REAL‼️‼️‼️

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The funniest thing about Dead Boy Detectives is how everyone automatically knows Crystal and Niko are teenagers. On multiple occasions, other characters question why they’re living on their own or why they don’t go to high school. But to me, they both look like they’re in their early 20s.

This is a screenshot from a scene where Jenny says “at least one of you is in school, right?”
Don’t get me wrong, Kassius and Yuyu are both gorgeous but they do not look like teenagers
#with nikos bedroom i could see her being an older teen#though she looks closer to 20 on the dot to me#but crystal i always thought was at least 23 and it took me until like the last episode to realize she wasn’t#dead boy detectives#niko sasaki#crystal palace#girl im so sorry your parents hated you
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can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan
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i wish tumblr let you like replies. sometimes i don't have anything to say and how else are my beloved mutuals going to know i saw what they said if i can't leave a little virtual heart sticker on their forehead
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