#the emperors new groove

[mcflymemes]

THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE (2000) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

how shall i do it?

oh, is that hard to believe?

is this really the best you could do?

check out this piece of work.

i'm here because i received a summons.

word on the street is you can fix my problem.

the drinks were a bit on the warm side.

okay, i admit it. maybe i wasn’t as nice as i should have been.

do you really want to kill me?

so is everything ready for tonight?

i thought we’d start off with a soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.

we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.

bring it on.

you got all that, honey?

what about dinner?

all right. a quick cup of coffee.

but what does that have to do with anything?

you’re sort of confusing me.

how did you get back here before us?

by all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

i never liked your spinach puffs.

ah. should have seen that coming.

you know what, you could have told me that before i set it up.

now you stop being hard on yourself. all is forgiven.

it’s not the first time i was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last.

what can i say? i’m a rebel.

i can’t believe this is happening!

break the door down!

are you kidding me? this is hand-carved mahogany.

so you lied to me.

couldn’t pull the wool over your eyes, huh.

why did i risk my life for a selfish brat like you?

i was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.

now i feel really bad.

you threw off my groove!

he didn’t pay his check.

this had better be good!

this is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

yeah, like that would ever happen.

will you take a look at this?

oh, is that hard to believe?

just thought i’d give you a heads up.

what do you mean the door’s stuck? try jiggling the handle.

you’re the criminal mastermind here, not me.

just leave me alone.

it’s my birthday gift to me. i’m so happy.

hey, it doesn’t always have to be about you.

uh, he doesn’t really wanna talk to you.

hey, did you see that sky today? talk about blue.

don’t drink the wine.

our moment of triumph approaches!

oh, he’s doing his own theme music.

i’m so glad i was unconscious for all of this.

you’re not just gonna let him die like that, are you?

don’t listen to that guy.

if it were me, i’d march right back there and demand to see him.

you just saved my life!

believe it or not, i think i need a bath.

maybe i’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards.

i ate a bug today!

what is this guy babbling about?

i’ll be sure to tell him you stopped by.

i gotta go wash something.

anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.

let me guess, you have a great personality.

thanks for going back on your promise!

how long has that been there?

someday you’re gonna wind up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.

hmm. don’t know, don’t care. how’s that?

for the last time, it was not a kiss.

[selenaigomez]

[pansear-doodles]

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[capturingdisney]

By John Alvin

[synergysilhouette]

I'll hate the game for not realizing it's full potential, but it has some cool designs

Gotta say I'm impressed with Jasmine; she's the only Disney princess in "Mirrorverse" (that's been released) who has a look I really enjoy. Heck, I could see Jasmine, Aladdin, a Jafar wear looks like these if Disney ever decided to retcon their main looks. No idea if they're culturally accurate like Kuzco's, though. I'm pretty down that they slimmed down Gaston's legs/thighs, too.

Now, if we could just get better writing to utilize such an amazing multiverse concept! This would make a great story if they didn't just want to rely on skating by with the concept.

[villain-championship]

[alena-draws]

Trigun fandom talking about an emperor's new groove au (Or, The Stampede's New Groove as @revenantghost called it (though then it would have to be Vash in Zazie's place?)) has been greatly entertaining...your minds are magnificent, guys!

I can go for both Vash or Zazie as Kuzco, but the Zazie and Wolfwood combo sounds so much fun and Zazie is cool sooo. I gave Vash the role as Chicha (having the family with Wolfie he deserves)

And, Knive's underlings of course are just the Gung Ho Guns.

___

EDIT: pssst there now exists more stampede's new groove art, look at this super cool worm/llama design (and more) by @anxiety-elemental-kay

[sasoreo]

Somehow the Dungeon Meshi crew found themselves on the doorstep of Mudka's Meat Hut, what an opportunity to try a gaint Pillbug! As you can see, Marcille is very excited to try it.

Where's Chilchuck? Probably having a talk with the chef (Kronk)!

[fivecoffeemugs]

My friend @cryptidcave-dweller made a point that The Handler and Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove have the same vibe and I cannot unsee it.

And as she quoted:

[pizza-feverdream]

concept: grunk's new groove. 140 minutes of stan and ford having fun on the sea nothing bad happens they sing musical pieces together. rb if you agree

[kabishkat19]

Disney NextGen🌮

Vitna (11)

[trolley-problem-memes]

wrooooonnnngggg leeeevvvveeerrrrrr…..

[selenaigomez]

[sandwichthxt]

cazador reminds me so much of yzma i had to make this

[tastybluesprite]

HELLO IM DYING OF LAUGHTER RN I KNEW DONNIES POSE LOOKED FAMILIAR-

THEY ACTUALLY MADE AN EMPERORS NEW GROOVE REFERENCE IN ROTTMNT I CANNOT BREATHE

[synergysilhouette]

Round four of Disney concept art I fell in love with

You'll notice some of this is concept art from rejected concepts, ie "Gigantic" and "Hiawatha."