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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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i still can't believe that "you should read comic books in the comic book fandom" is somehow some kind of spicy hot take tbh. comics are cool and some of them have my best friend superman in them. and if that's not enough they even have lois lane. what's not clicking

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I hate the culture war bro they out here hating on some mid ass game for having a female protag..... Now I gotta sit here and defend this mid ass game I don't even like. Fuck are we doing

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real, rb if you're a d&d enthusiast or sex pervert (or both like a True Linux User)

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I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all

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I don’t think you’re ready to have an adult conversation about politics until you’re able to admit that there are things you love and enjoy that would not and should not exist in a just world. $8 billion dollar budget movies every other month don’t exist in a just world. New 900 GB AAA video games every year don’t exist in a just world. Next day delivery doesn’t exist in a just world. 80 different soda brands don’t exist in a just world. 

All of those things come from exploitation on some level, and if you wouldn’t trade those for a world where everyone can eat and have a home no matter who they are or what they do, I don’t know what to tell you. 

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rules for life are

never become invested in a celebrity to the point where it'd throw off your life if they turned out to be a horrible person

never let a video game use artificial scarcity to trick you into doing something that isnt fun

never develop any genuine fondness for an ad campaign

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They had to kick me out of the SOG because I wouldn’t stop pronouncing the group’s name abbreviation phonetically.

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okay, alright, listen. i know one of them sounds much sexier than the other, but we need to start asking ourselves: are they "doomed by the narrative"? or are they "being confronted by obstacles" in a "story"?

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

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your outwardly violent attitude towards any and all romantic & sexual arrangements that don't mirror your good wholesome vanilla monogamous ideal is actually not made quirky and lovable by your queer identity. people who do the "if my partner even asked about polyamory i would buy a gun" schtick on here are pretty functionally identical to straight people who joke about murdering their partners if they came out as bi

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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My favorite rejected New Yorker submission