Cullen “just punch a fucking mountain into obedience” Rutherford
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Merrill is made up of kittens and daisies and the b̵ ͏l̕ o҉o͜d̨ o͏f͡ ̨ your ene̴ m̵i͟ e s͟.
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I am quite saddened by the lack of Calpernia on my dash and so I decided to do something about that >:UUU
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Lock your fucking doors on Tuesdays in Thedas. [x]
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Random Dragon Age: Inquisition headcanon -
In which the Inquisitor finds Josephine on a ladder, attempting to remove a pair of bloomers from a wall.
Inquisitor: Did you need assistance?
Josephine: No. Thank you. I am perfectly capable of procuring my… of accomplishing this task.
Inquisitor: Are those yours? They don’t look familiar.
Josephine: *glares*
Inquisitor: And how exactly….?
Josephine: Are you laughing at me, Inquisitor?
Inquisitor: Inquisitor? So formal.
Josephine: Yes. Inquisitor. *glares the glare of a thousand icy knives*
Inquisitor: *coughs* How about I just hold the ladder for you?
Josephine: That would be appreciated.
Inquisitor: Might I say that you do have a lovely posterior, Lady Montilyet.
Josephine: *a very Cassandra-like disgusted noise*
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How old is your Inquisitor?
Reblog if they’re in their 30s
Inquisitors in their 20s
Inquisitors in their 40s or over
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