Garrus: Shepard, I have a question
Shepard: Ask away
Garrus: I will warn that it does feel... strange
Shepard: Just fucking ask, bud
Garrus: Remember when we were walking through Chora's Den and asking those dancers about that merc we were after?
Shepard: ...Yes?
Garrus: Well when I got back to my bunk that night I found a note in my armor with information on how to contact her
Shepard: So what, she has more answers for us? We should call her.
Garrus: Shut up, I'm not finished. After her information, she wrote, "call me at night and read me the phone book, baby"
Shepard:
Garrus:
Shepard:
Garrus: What the fuck does that mean?
Shepard:...You should read me the phone book one night and we'll find out
Garrus: Shepard this isn't funny
Shepard: Kinda funny
Garrus: What is a phone book? Why would I read it?
Shepard, giggling too hard:
Garrus: Shepard! I'm serious!
Shepard, struggling to breathe: I bet the food deliveries section would get particularly spicy
Garrus: You know what, fuck you
Shepard: I'm sure that's something the dancer would love to hear that
Garrus:
Shepard:
Garrus: She was hitting on me
Shepard: Yes. Yes she was
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miranda outfit coming soon from dusty2077 ♡
⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️
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I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it
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Commission: OC Valevius Optimatus
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Mass Effect Trilogy (BioWare)
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Big thank you to @tyulezhik for drawing my shakarios trio!! 🥺❤️💚💙 I love the em very much and they’re in love 💚💙❤️
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marker and color pencil practice.
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The conversations with Sovereign and Vigil are still the best moments in Mass Effect 1. Sovereign is the first time you really get a sense of just how terrifying of a threat the Reapers are. And Vigil just gives this sense of awe, I suppose. You're talking to the last remnant of a dead civilization. A civilization who, in their last act of defiance, attempted to give the next civilization more of a chance than they had. It's a powerful moment
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So I inked one badass b*tch yesterday. My ink lines aren't the best, but they'll do. My eyes started watering mid-inking, so that was fun. There will be colors eventually.✌🏻
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I like both Warhammer and Mass Effect but the Reapers would be destroyed with ease.
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Praise be the Omnissiah
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