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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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britain gay as fuck for naming a town “man chest”
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Shadowheart thinks she’s so edgy and mysterious but deep down inside she is all about the dad jokes.
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inspired by something a buddy of mine said in call
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#i can finally live out my dream of being in space and being killed by wayward blaster fire#star wars star wars star wars star wars
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024
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I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius
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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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I hope in the disco elysium sequel they reveal that Kim has a normal boyfriend named like Steve
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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful
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