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tshirt that says I love repeating mistakes
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when u find a cute item on etsy so u check out the sellers store and find they got some real hot dog ass water type opinions printed on some fugly merch so you gotta unfavorite that one item real quick
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what is it about the phrase “shawty like a melody in my head” that settles comfortably down in your brain for the rest of your life
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glad the sharpest bulbs the u.s has to offer are on the case
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there is a small window of female evil behavior that actual abhors me, and otherwise I'm liek "so what"
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I love logging into tumblr and checking in on my evil mutuals
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Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry written c. July 1932 featured in “The Diaries of Virginia Woolf,”
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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