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so what if there was a big troodontid 👀

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A Blossoming Friendship print available here! (patrons get an extra 10% off, including sale, early access and HD versions: https://www.patreon.com/oexas)

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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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im fucking losing it

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hey so *trips and falls* *dozens of pictures of amber rote fall out of my pockets* oh shit

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the House of the Sewn Tongue, the Jawless Skull of the Ninth House or Anastasia performing homebrew mandible surgery

I like theories that she had a sewn tongue after failed lyctorhood or the tomb

Idk how much is this possible but I wanted to draw this idea, let Anastasia spill the tea

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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Drafted a couple posts because I'm not sure how to say this. Young people are inexperienced and frequently obnoxious. This has always been true. Cultural shifts and new technology only mean they will be inexperienced and obnoxious in different, more visible ways. You aren't beating the grumpy old hater allegations by cloaking your kids-these-days bitching in tiktok scapegoating and alleged youth tech illiteracy.

You have forgotten all the embarrassing ways you were inconsiderate at 18. You might still be your old manager's go-to anecdote for crazy oblivious interns. All the forums you posted on begging for answers instead of reading the fucking sticky or googling it are lost to time. But nah this generation is uniquely stupid and rude, for real this time.

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i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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i love this guy...

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The golden takin (B. taxicolor bedfordi) may have inspired the golden fleece of Greek mythology.

(Image credit: Vladislav T. Jirousek/Shutterstock)

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“I'm just so alone now,” I heard myself say, and even to me it sounded like a feeble complaint. “Alone?” Burrich's brows knit. “Fitz, I'm right here. How can you say you're alone?” And there the conversation ended, with both of us looking at one another and neither understanding at all.

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Beloved: nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny

Several Buck nobles: well, one does owe me money, though

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rip dr house you would have loved to say ‘because of woke’ 😢💔

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Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(