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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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It’s 2025. BBC Sherlock ended 8 years ago. The last season was so bad the fans didn’t even want to talk about it when it came out. Occasionally a post resurfaces where we all laugh at struggling to plug our phones in and being called alcoholics. Every time, there are more and more people in the comments who don’t get the joke. There are two currently airing Sherlock Holmes audio dramas that both portray a queer Holmes (as well as several other excellent queer characters), and one of them now has Holmes and Watson in a canonical romantic relationship. There’s an adorable crowdfunded short film where Watson plans Holmes’ birthday party and they flirt with each other, share a bed, plan their retirement, and kiss on the mouth. A video game about retired beekeeper Holmes just released where he arranges a romantic picnic so he can finally tell Watson how he feels. A popular graphic novelist just released the first part of a queer comic book retelling of the complete Holmes canon and had to do several rounds of preorders because she kept selling out too fast. Sherlock is garbage and here’s why has 15 million views on YouTube. Nature is healing. ❤️🐝

Edit bc I forgot to drop the names: The podcasts are Sherlock & Co and Fawx & Stallion aka @224bbaker (the one with the canon gay relationship.) The short film is called The Adventure of the Furtive Festivity and it's on youtube. The video game is @beekeeperspicnic and it's on Steam. The graphic novel series is by Molly Knox Ostertag, aka @contact-guy) Please feel free to drop any other queer Holmes adaptations I may be missing.

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Sherlock: What feels like home?

John: Baker Street.

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trade baby blues for wide-eyed browns

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stuff

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unfinished wip

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Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

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Тёмная сторона

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duhh da duhhh da da dun na duh

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Just realised references existed and that using them isn't cheating again

way too proud of these drawings guys

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Big and Lil E (aka I updated the etho model woahh *explosion sound effect*)

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puki why am i scared of whales

Because they're fucking HUGE! just as an example, this is how big they are compared to a typical US school bus

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Puki why am I scared of the typical US school bus

Because they're fucking HUGE! just as an example, this is how big they are compared to a typical Blue Whale