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ALRIGHT SO THIS IS A DUMB POST MY MUN WANTED ME SPECIFICALLY TO SAY, BUT I THINK IT’S DUMB AND I HAVE NO FAITH IN HER WHATSO EVER BUT HERE WE ARE-- WE’RE MOVING OVER TO SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE ARI BELIEVES A FRESH START WILL BE KINDA GOOD FOR US. I DON’T SEE HOW BUT WHATEVER. I’M NOT LOSING ANY RELATIONS WITH ANYONE HERE BECAUSE I ACTUALLY... PRETTY WELL TOLERATE THE ONES I HAVE. SO DON’T EXPECT ME TO ACT LIKE I SUDDENLY FORGOT YOU OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY I’M GOING TOO LONG AND THE NEW BLOG FOR EVERYONE PLUS ONE IS OVER AT @timecapsuleparadoxes

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Iconic things my dad has said

“  shut  up  and  smell  the  80s!  ”  “  do  you  have  to  watch  this?  ” “  your  room  smells  like  shit.  ” “  the  craziest  thing  I’ve  ever  done?  had  kids.  ” “  once  I  had  3  christmas  dinners,  in  one  day:  one  with  my  parents,  one  with  my  boy/girlfriend,  and  another  with  my  other  boy/girlfriend.  ” “  I  don’t  like  ABBA  or  Elvis  Presley.  I  do  like  Cher.  ” “  you  know  what  I’d  do  if  I  lost  my  job?  I’d  annoy  you  every  second.  ” “  what?  you  don’t  want  to  watch  how  fish  are  gutted  whilst  eating  dinner?  ” “  I’m  not  buying  a  dog—  adopt  don’t  shop.  but  we’re  not  adopting  either.  ” “  you  can  only  have  one  main  meal,  and  a  side—  NO  STARTERS.  ” “  I’ve  only  fed  you,  clothed  you,  housed  you  for  your  entire  life.  ” “  get  rekt  kid.  ” “  what  emoji  did  you  send?  I  can  only  see  the  empty  box.  ” “  this  is  the  worst  birthday  card  ever—  I  love  it.  ” “  I  bought  concert  tickets—  have  the  day  off  school/work.  ” “  I’m  going  out  for  a  pack  of  cigarettes.  be  back  later.  ”

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Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

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causticknowledge‌:

[CM]: That by 1tself 1s a fa1rly c0l0urful set 0f w0rds t0 descr1be 1t; 1f n0t a funny 1mage.

[CM]: S0, 1 am 1ncl1ned t0 say there pr0bably 1s n0t and that 1t def1n1tely 1s f1tt1ng s0meh0w. 

[CM]: -As1de fr0m sa1d strange enc0unter, fa1rly decent pers0nally.

     𝑪𝑮: SAFE TO SAY WE’RE BOTH HAVING A *WONDERFUL* EVENING THEN.

     𝑪𝑮: I LIKE TO KEEP MY IMAGERY AS COLOURFUL AND CRAZY AS POSSIBLE. MAKES MY DREARY AND FLEETING EXISTENCE THAT MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE... OKAY NOT ENTIRELY, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA, RIGHT?

     𝑪𝑮: BUT GLAD TO KNOW THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME ENTERTAINMENT IN THAT SERENADING SHITPILE OF WORDS. I’M HOPING THAT IN ALL THIS, I HAVE MANAGED TO MASTERFULLY WOO YOU WITH MY COLOURFUL TAPESTRY OF TOUNGES THAT HAVE ATTEMPTED TO DANCE THE MOST VIVID OF IMAGES INTO YOUR THINKPAN THAT WILL FOREVER REMAIN WITH YOU.

      𝑪𝑮: I JUST READ THAT TO MYSELF AND I AM EMBARRASSED I EVEN SAID THIS...

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marquise-mindfang‌:

Hardly seems like an apartment you want to reside in anyway, what with the ina8ility to think to yourself and all. 

     [𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔎𝔞𝔱] THE ONLY ONE I CAN GET SADLY. IT’S FAIRLY CHEAP AND IT’S THE CLOSEST PLACE TO MY JOB SINCE I DON’T DRIVE. PLUS IT’S THE ONLY PLACE THAT’S GONNA ALLOW THE TWO PETS ME AND MY ROOMMATE HAVE.

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nextgenkittens‌:

“I could do that, yeah. Or this.” With a grin and a snap of his fingers, Ignatius used his magic to block out the noise coming from the other apartments. But while the sound was gone, acute vibrations from numerous explosions could still be felt.

     ♋𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑎𝑡;;– He was hesitant to ask really he was. He was the only one here, other than Ignatius, Xefros was out with his moirail and wouldn’t be back for another couple of hours. And Karkat was now absolutely shitting himself at the thought of what Ignatius just did. ‘ What the fresh FUCK did you do? ‘

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marquise-mindfang‌:

I find holding them at gunpoint makes for an excellent means of silencing someone. It’s quick too.

     [𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔎𝔞𝔱] TEMPTING AS THAT SOUNDS, I’M NOT ABOUT TO RISK GETTING KICKED OUT OF MY APARTMENT BLOCK FOR IT.

      [𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔎𝔞𝔱] BUT FUCK IF THAT ISN’T TEMPTING.

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causticknowledge‌:

[CM]: Well, n0 need t0 ap0l0g1ze f0r that; Tr0ll1an d0es have a pr0blem 0r tw0 w1th re-1nstallat10ns..

[CM]: -That m1ght be an understatement but, 1 1mag1ne y0u get what 1m mean1ng.

[CM]: Hell0, unf0rtunate stranger. H0w d0 y0u d0?

     𝑪𝑮: IT’S AN UNDERSTATEMENT, YEAH. BUT IS THERE REALLY ANY OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS OTHER THAN A COLOURFUL CIRCUS OF EFFERVESCENT PARADERS IN LEOTARDS DOING ARIAL PIROUETTES INTO THE FUCKING VACUUM OF SPACE?

     𝑪𝑮: THAT IS PROBABLY AN OVERSTATEMENT COMPARED TO YOURS.

     𝑪𝑮: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M DOING OKAY. AND ASIDE FROM THIS STRANGE ENCOUNTER, HOW ARE YOU, OTHER UNFORTUNATE STRANGER.

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nextgenkittens‌:

“I can fix that problem for you, if you want.”

     [𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔎𝔞𝔱] I DON’T CARE IF YOU BLAST MY EARS OUT IF YOU HAVE TO, I’LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.

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marquise-mindfang replied to your post:      [������������] EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, ANYONE… WHY THE...

Invest in headphones.

     [𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔎𝔞𝔱] ON MY NEXT PAYDAY I ABSOLUTELY MIGHT. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS IT’S TWO SUNDAYS IN A ROW NOW. IT’S FUCKING SURPRISING NO ONE FILES NOISE COMPLAINTS ABOUT HALF THESE PEOPLE

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     [𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔎𝔞𝔱] EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, ANYONE... WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY HAVE TO BE SUCH OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD PRICKS IN THEIR HOMES DURING A SPORTS GAME? I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING HEAR MYSELF THINK BECAUSE THE APARTMENT’S WALLS ARE NOT AT ALL SOUNDPROOF...

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@causticknowledge  call ( Karkat )

—-carcinoGeneticist began trolling causticMorbidities-----

     𝑪𝑮: FUCK! BEFORE I SWIFTLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

     𝑪𝑮: LET ME EXPLAIN JUST WHAT THE FUCK LEAD ME TO ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF ME APOLOGIZING.

     𝑪𝑮: MY TROLLIAN STOPPED LETTING ME ADD MY FRIENDS NORMALLY AFTER AN UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL MESS. SO I BASICALLY HAVE TO PLAY ROULETTE AND WATCH TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANYONE AND HOPE TO GOD I CAN ADD THEM THROUGH SOME WEIRD CTRL+WHATEVER BUTTON MAGICAL ASSFUCKERY. SORRY.

     𝑪𝑮: BUT WHILE I’M HERE, HI, AND I’M SORRY AGAIN.

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centurionaquarius‌:

Hm.  Sounds like a wwaste a’ time to me, but I guess you need somethin’ to keep you busy.

     {𝔄𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔞} perhaps, and iii have no counter argument no matter how much iii try to come up wiiith one. the entertaiiinment iiindustry iiis a very piiicky choosy busiiiness. for both the audiiience and the person makiiing iiit. so iii can only keep myself busy wiiith so much for so long.

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Because I gotta get my ass going on reviving this blog ( hey yep still trying! ) would you kindly like this for a starter. Contents and muse are dependent on who. But if you wanna specify a specific muse and if you want pestering style or f2f style please feel free to let me know.

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centurionaquarius‌:

So you only do it for the sake a’ popularity?

     {𝔄𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔞} yes, preciiisely, that iiis exactly what iiit iiis about. but of course, as the entertaiiiner iii have to have some kiiick out of iiit. whiiich iiis why iii take some of the lowest members as my partiiiciiipants.

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centurionaquarius‌:

Then I can see wwhy some may take issue wwith it.  Not somethin’ I’m interested in myself, but it’s not like I’d complain about it.  

     {𝔄𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔞} suppose iiit can be a liiittle barbariiic. but so long as iii can appease the hiiigher blood castes and gaiiin somethiiing akiiin to some priiide out of iiit, may as well take what iii can and run wiiith iiit.

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     ✵𝑋𝑒𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑠;;– ‘ I agreed to it because you said you really needed the help. Do you wanna just stop then? ‘ There was something that Xefros could say his moirail had on him, a little more organization. Maybe Dammek would have been a better choice for Ignatius to work with-- Then again, knowing Dammek, it might just lead to clashing heads with one another. ‘ If you really don’t feel confident about it, that is an option. ‘

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“You agreed to it. Besides, not having any faith in my own plans should clue you in on just how often they work out for me.” While he did appreciate Xefros’ help, Ignatius was still having doubts. Honestly, he was still surprised Xefros had even agreed in the first place.