trivial-pokemon-ramblings

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Lance teaches his dragonites how to walk when they evolved. Thank you for attending my ted talk.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Hot take; Lance should have mega evolved instead of dynamaxing and I will fucking die on this hill

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Am I tweaking or are these the same? 🗿

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Friends found out Lance was my favorite character and now they are completely confused. They thought Leon would be my favorite character lol. Also, can we stop using the birdkeeper lance and full restores jokes? My friends keep repeati my them. It’s getting really annoying. Now I have to hear this shit irl too.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

I like to think that Lance is normally a nice guy, but he also gives out insane insults out of nowhere. Like in one of wips, Wallace tells Cynthia a way to man’s heart is his stomach (which is true btw since that’s how my sister in law became my sister in law), and Lance just says, “yeah, too bad Cynthia’s never cooked a day in her life.”

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

I've got a lot of Sycamore built up in my system hold on

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Wallace and Lance just adopt magikarps and feebass like it’s a sport that they’re winning in.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Happy Father's Day to Lance Pokemon, while he may not be a father by blood. He provides a father figure to many young trainers who need it the most. 💗

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Some guy just dm’d me saying I didn’t use “prev’s tags” in my tags as I literally reblogged my own post: I just used the tags I used before. Hey yeah, I’m not gonna call you out, but I AM trivial-writing, okay?

(It even says it in the introduction pretty sure)

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

My WataCarne coffee shop au is on the way. Thank you lance community for the votes! I will try to post asap given that my boss doesn’t screw me over like 2 days ago.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Gay or European but it’s with Wallace. He has a buret. This guy gave me French vibes. Also make it with the Hoenn cast.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

I have a problem. I have a coffee shop au in the works. Lance x Diantha is the pairing, and I was thinking:

I need the greater Lance community’s help.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

I haven’t finished my dex because I never evolved my spheals, and I have the worst luck ever when catching Walreins and Sealeos.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

I have a problem. I have a coffee shop au in the works. Lance x Diantha is the pairing, and I was thinking:

I need the greater Lance community’s help.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

Watamiku headcannons and other stuff

Wallace and Lance just use their dates to just rag on Leon’s cape. They hate it so much.

Also, since Lance is a Johto Dragon Tamer, and Wallace is an ancient Sootopolis person, I can’t spell it, I was thinking about making a feudal au. Lance and Wallace have a relationship and making a political marriage while also having true feelings for each other.

Wallace has such big white cat energy. Like, he’s graceful and has coyness to him. I don’t know how to describe it. My brain is in Chinese mode right now. Anyways, Lance is a dense rock who can’t catch on, so it’s just even harder for Wallace to toy with Lance. Lance doesn’t catch on until they’ve been married for ten years.

Wallace and Lance are really good at manipulating people. Wallace out of sheer talent. Lance out skill because he is kind of a detective (does the G-Men organization count as detective stuff; I guess it’s more of a spy organization, but I can imagine Lance would have to manipulate people to get intel). Their mind games go crazy when they play cards with the other champions. Their card games go as long as hours.

Steven has to third wheel. One of my mutuals made a reference to the Steve song. Iykyk. He wishes he can just go back to his caves.

Lance and Wallace have double dates with Diantha and Cynthia.

Lance and Wallace are complete opposites when it comes to sleep schedules. Lance is very silent at night. And then Wallace uses a blender very loudly.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

This Pride month, I haven’t really posted much since I have a lot of WataCarne stuff, but I told myself that I’ll only dedicated this month to Levaiathanshipping and other LGBTQ+ pairings I ship, and there’s nothing coming. Sorry guys.

[trivial-pokemon-ramblings]

As a shiinotic enjoyer. I must uae it as a stand in for the word shit. I love this thing to death, look at its soulless eyes. It has one of my favorite color pallets in the whole franchise, what is there NOT to love about this thing. One I get USUM and a 3ds because SOMEONE not naming any nicknames (cinnamon roll) gave his and our older brother’s 3DS’s away!