trixie-in-ptown

[trixie-in-ptown]

When you’ve been circling the Whole Foods parking lot for three minutes and just decide to park in the handicap spot, YOLO

Oh y’all wanted to twist eh?

[trixie-in-ptown]

When the label reads “gluten free”

Oh y’all wanted to twist eh?

[trixie-in-ptown]

When your second child is too dumb to get into college so you won’t be taking out another loan

Oh y’all wanted to twist eh?

[trixie-in-ptown]

When you call the police on a black man loitering in the cul-de-sac of your gated community and they say they’re on their way

Oh y’all wanted to twist eh?

[trixie-in-ptown]

When there’s a marathon of “This is Us” on ABC

Oh y’all wanted to twist eh?

[trixie-in-ptown]

@deathdropgorgeous

[trixie-in-ptown]

And so another summer in PTown begins...

[trixie-in-ptown]

About to run over aquaria

[trixie-in-ptown]

Undertaker realness

Summers over cuntbags. Now the real Tracey is here and she just left hot topic

[trixie-in-ptown]

Oh honey we are in the black lodge honey

[trixie-in-ptown]

One stone? More like kidney stone, amirite ladies

Oh you doooooooooo?

[trixie-in-ptown]

Remember dis face

[trixie-in-ptown]

Oh honeeeeyyy I just somehow won all stars honnnneyyy I made like a bandit bear with all this honnnneeyyy and snatched that crown to make the producers of drag race who are the same producers on my viceland show more money honnnneeyyyy buy one stone on iTunes

[trixie-in-ptown]

"Touch me & die"

[trixie-in-ptown]

Summers over cuntbags. Now the real Tracey is here and she just left hot topic

[trixie-in-ptown]

Airbud realness

[trixie-in-ptown]

Tfw the bottom says “I don’t douche, I know my body.”