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do any of u see my vision
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Trying to work out a design for Nonna Etruria (ft. her Young Failson Rome)
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I think the weirdest kink I may ever have is historically accurate garments. Because What Do You mean I'm blushing at era appropriate 1400s english pants
#this is extremely relatable yeah#but i'm compelled to point out that they didnt wear pants in the 1400s in england#hose and poulaines baby#silly tag
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i miss the old tumblr days when you annoyed someone even slightly and they went on a multi paragraph rant. one that started with "you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you." and contained insults like "moldy sock" and threats like "i'll steal your kneecaps". all while maintaining the attitude of a YA novel protagonist facing capital punishment rallying troops against a dictatorship.
#the Tone of those replies on posts about the military is so.#i feel like i'm watching someone give an impassioned speech with their fly undone#silly tag#i guess?
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ya know they say commodus was a terrible emperorr and yeah wikipedia says "is reign is commonly thought to mark the end of a golden age of peace and prosperity in the history of the Roman Empire (the Pax Romana)" but at least he had fun with it which is more than you can say for marcus aurelius
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Si no hubiera roto el hilo, ojal谩 volver a atr谩s
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Biblically accurate hetalia 馃嚠馃嚬馃嚜馃嚫
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Coworker type women are always like "you know how it is with husbands" but I don't. I don't know how it is. Your experience of husband seems to be guy who doesn't give a shit about you. My experience of husband is mostly guy who won't stop singing "Pastyme With Good Companye" (a bad song written by Henry VIII) at 9pm.
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1813: Bankrupcy聽
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kay seriously has the worst fucking job in camelot like the beauracracy there would be a nightmare. trying to keep track of which knights are entering the tournament and a bunch keep insisting as going as the fair unknown or le chevalier mal fet or something and you don鈥檛 even have standardized spelling to write these titles with so you鈥檙e just sounding these out phonetically while knowing they all mean nothing and it probably is just lancelot every time. also someone is using invisibility or magic or something to gore knights through with lances before the tournament even starts and then you鈥檙e dealing with people coming into the court hall begging for an especially hallowed knight who can cure their illness with a touch but you鈥檙e never quite sure which knight it鈥檚 going to be because of course most hallowed knight does change status. the wife of your boss (your little brother) is also openly having an affair with the knight who most notoriously goes by like sixteen different names and routinely goes insane and his family has to track him down but sometimes he can help the people who come into the palace dying of incurable wounds which saves you some paperwork so you do have to keep him around. he also saved your life once but did it in a really embarrassing way that you鈥檒l never live down because he took your armor and everyone fought him because they thought he (presumably you) looked stupid. i would quit personally
#remember when he got accused of sleeping with the queen so that chretien de troyes could deflect accusations#of writing a story that glorifies adultery#did guinevere have an affair the narrative asks#well not with sir kay that's for sure! don't ask about anybody else!#silly tag#medieval whatever
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He got chewed like a dog toy that night (Its like any other night but Antonio finally find out how can Francis tore his skin so easily)
#antonio once again too horny for his own good#this is so cute#tonio does just announce it like this#hws spain#hws france#frain#spance#whatever its called
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ok here is my frying pangle trio doodle as i see them!
#u draw them so pretty#ERZSI#i love roderichs mole being there as well#hws prussia#hws hungary#hws austria
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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
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