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TG: i DiDn'T sEe YoU tHeRe MoThErFuCkEr, NoW tHaT wE bOtH hErE wHy NoT sEnD mE sOmE gLoRiOuS qUeStIoNs?

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TG: Sup! nothing rlly just enjoy a hot cup of male tears

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CC: 38O MOIRAILS???

CC: W)(ale, Ive never reely t)(oug)(t about it!

CC: Conknestly, you’re a pretty cool buoy, so I dont sea w)(y NOT.

CC: PLUS, Ive alwaves liked t)(e stories of Pupa Pan, glub GLUB! 38)

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CC: 38? I don't know w)(o you are, but S)(OR--------------E. 

CC: YOUR )(ive, or MIN-E?

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CC: O)(, not a lot of time!

CC: Conknestly it’s just rolling awake, running a comb t)(roug)( it, and letting t)(e water do t)(e rest.

CC: Of course, t)(at )(as its FLAWS...

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cuttlefishCuller is online

CC: )(ey GUPPI---------------ES!!! It's been a w)(ale!

CC: Do you )(ave any questfins for me? 38O

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TG: you can like see my god tier rn, nothing new nothing old?!!!

TG: it feels p cool like i can like disapire but mostly i can only make a few green cubes :( 

TG:+thx!

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Application

Application

1. Your [preferred] name? : Jax 2. Your age? : 18. 3. Your sign? : Leo. ♌ 4. Favorite Character? : Horuss. 5. Character(s) you’d like to play? [up to three] : Alpha Bro/Alpha Dave/Bro Strider. You should get the point by now, I hope. 6. Why do you want to play them? : Personality suits me. Yeah. 7. How often are you on tumblr? : Pretty fuckin’ often. It’d be 24/7 if I didn’t have a job. 8. Do you have school or work? : Both. Unfortunately. 9. Can you be dedicated [or at least dedicate an off day or a weekend day to the blog to answer your questions/ help out]? : Yes. ‘Course. Blogs need that shit. Blogs need me. 10. Do you know how to answer questions IC? : Once I’m in cosplay, there is no out of character. I’m in the zone. On top of it. 11. Do you cosplay these characters [closet cosplays and pre-existing photos/gifs are accepted, just let us know that]? : Yes. 12. Please provide us with examples: http://static.tumblr.com/9bcc59972da60d61a56c73df07db26a1/rssxcxp/FXbn9wkzh/tumblr_static_4kge0575xbeokg8cs88wkkokg.gif Here’s a gif. 13. Are you able to make gifs? : Yes. 14. Are you able to take photos? : Yes.

1. What are your major ships [canon]? : Horuss and Rufio. 2. What are your fanon/crack ships? : Cronus and Kurloz. Cronus and Eridan. Dirk and Karkat. Alpha Bro and John. Bro and Alpha Bro. 3. Are there any big headcanons you have that will effect your character/s? : No, I don’t think so. 4. Anything else? : Nope. We’re cool.

1. What is your email? : xxxxx 2. Is your ask/submit box open? : Hell yeah. 3. Is there a 100x100 icon you would like to be used for the players page? : You got it. 4. If you have another blog you’d rather people be linked to, please leave us with that link. : 2dvantas.tumblr.com

1. Your name? : Hell, you can call me Alpha Bro cause why the fuck not. 2. Approximate age? : Old enough. Let’s not get any further into this. 3. Species? : Human. Enough said. 4. Are you okay with answering a lot of questions? : Well, sure. Gotta indulge everyone. 5. Tell me about yourself [at least four lines/sentences]: Okay, right. You need to know shit about me. Well, there’s really nothing to it. I’m a simple guy. Pretty decent. If you can throw down some sick beats, I’ll freestyle. You might want to take my autograph now. What? Me? Self-centered? Nah, I just know when I’m good at something. Confidence is the key. Enough about that. Let’s get real here. I’ve come from a long and heart-aching past. Well, maybe heart-aching isn’t the right word, it’s been a pretty damn long journey, though. It’s built me up and made me who I am today, ya know? I’ve learned to move on and leave my past behind. Besides Dirk. He’ll always have a special place here. ( God, I don’t know if this is all that great but here ya go. )

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dave audition (last time i promise)

Your [preferred] name? sammy

Your age? 14 

Your sign? Capricorn

Favorite Character? Dirk strider

Character(s) you’d like to play? [up to three] Dave strider

Why do you want to play them? i like answering questions in character with other people

How often are you on tumblr? mosts days sometimes not a thursday

Do you have school or work? i have school that starts in september

Can you be dedicated [or at least dedicate an off day or a weekend day to the blog to answer your questions/ help out]? i can be on everyday you need me to but thursdays i may not be able to

Do you know how to answer questions IC? i have been in a few ask blogs so i can answer in character

Do you cosplay these characters [closet cosplays and pre-existing photos/gifs are accepted, just let us know that]? i have many gif and pictures of my cosplays

Please provide us with examples:

Are you able to make gifs? i am able to make gifs

Are you able to take photos? i am able to take pics

What is your email? xxxxx

Is your ask/submit box open? always are

Is there a 100x100 icon you would like to be used for the players page?

What are your major ships [canon]? canon ships has to be rosemary

What are your fanon/crack ships? johndave and dirkjohn

Are there any big headcanons you have that will effect your character/s? not really i have one that dave has to wears shades as he has sensitive eyes so he has a dark room too and the other is that he had freckles

Anything else? thats out it

Your name? TG: the names strider, dave strider

Approximate age? TG: 16 TG:too many years have past since i started this god damn game

Species? TG: human as you can get TG: though i dont feel it anymore

Are you okay with answering a lot of questions? TG: if someone wants to talk to me then i am open

Tell me about yourself [at least four lines/sentences]: TG: well i’m dave strider as i sad before. i got my four best friend john jade and rose. i did have my bro too but… shit went down and lets just say hes not here anymore, god do i miss him though. I love to rap and use my turn tables, i also love photography and collecting dead things. got so many jars on my shelf of dead lil animals, thats about all the important things ya need to know

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TG: there seems to be no aks 4 me at all, wat the hell

TG: Well u no wat?

TG: fuq u guyz *flees*

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Has anyone been accepted for Dave yet? I want to send in an application.

Nope! We're looking for a very deep Dave that really gets a good feel for the character because we've received a lot of applications about some kid who's ironic and hates smuppets and that's like.. it?So, know your Dave like the back of your hand and impress us with him.x Hawk

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GG: O-oh my, what a thought! Hoo hoo! :B GG: Which one though?

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MEULIN: *YAAAAAAWN* I AM SO TIRED FROM ALL OF THE AMAZING QUESTIONS! THANK MEW YOU FOR THE FUN TIME! KEEP SENDING ME THEM AND I'LL ANSWER THEM NEXT TIME!!!

~~*MEULIN LEIJON IS OFFLINE*~~

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MEULIN: A MASTER SHIPPER CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT THIS HAPPENING GREY FACE!

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MEULIN: KANKITTY DOES NOT SEEM TO LIKE ME FURRY MUCH SO I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT LEIJONS RED WITH THE VANTAS. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT SHIPS I'VE FACED, IM FURRY SORRY ANON!

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MEULIN: MOG MOG NEPURRTA AND I ARE SOME OF THE BEST HISSTERS AROUND!! ITS SO PAWESOME TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK SHIPS WITH BESIDES HORRUS AND PURRLOZ!!!!

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MEULIN: I DO NOT SHIP ARANEA AND M33NAH RED HOWEVFUR I DO SHIP THEM PALE! I JUST CANT SEE THEM IN A MATESPRITSHIP