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I’m begging I’m pleading for somebody to make a calypso x reader fic i’m tired of this grandpa. I’m thirsty out in this desert. The more cringe the better. 

#Calypso twisted metal#I JUST WANT SOMETHING FOR THE EVIL DILF#All of the goofy guys deserve love too so please somebody
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I know this trend is so dead more dead than-I’m not gonna say it
#twisted metal calypso#twisted metal#calypso#calypso twisted metal#Krista sparks#Krista twisted mental#Calypso backstory#Krista sparks backstory
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Me and some of my friends have started an ongoing joke that Calypso Would make a orphanage bankrupt from adopting all of the kids. And that the man has an adoption problem like Bruce Wayne. just because technically now he’s got like three kids 
#shitpost#twisted metal#calypso twisted metal#but seriously why does he keep adopting kids?#I know you’re grieving man but like come on
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More younger poppy because I love angst 
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He’s doing great 
#calypso twisted metal#twisted metal#Calypso#William Sparks#shit post#why does calypso have so many kids?#stop adopting them#you grieve weird#put down the adoption papers there is a fire
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The Midnight barber took his eyebrows 
#oh my gosh I just realized that#I didn’t even realize that I accidentally gave him demon horn hair#twisted metal#gotta give the boy the ventilation it’s hot in these streets#this unintentional detail I’m claiming now#I am now the calypso demon horn person
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The Midnight barber took his eyebrows 
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The contacts hurt like a bitch 
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Collective shout has been doing what they love to do, which is sanitize the Internet and make companies here to their conservative views. Now ich.io is taking down games.” why should we care? It’s just gooner games” well it’s because you should be anti-censorship. These people want to erase games that include things they deem “immoral” which I’m gonna just say the quiet part out loud. They want to ban games that include things Like sex education/lgbt ect ect. You may not agree with everything that is put on there, but we do not have the right to take away somebody’s income. We need people that are gonna say enough is enough and fight back. It has never, and will never be about protecting the kids Like they say it’s about control 
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Collective shout has been doing what they love to do, which is sanitize the Internet and make companies here to their conservative views. Now ich.io is taking down games.” why should we care? It’s just gooner games” well it’s because you should be anti-censorship. These people want to erase games that include things they deem “immoral” which I’m gonna just say the quiet part out loud. They want to ban games that include things Like sex education/lgbt ect ect. You may not agree with everything that is put on there, but we do not have the right to take away somebody’s income. We need people that are gonna say enough is enough and fight back. It has never, and will never be about protecting the kids Like they say it’s about control 
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Poppy girly you’re hallucinating it’s gonna be fine 
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My lil lamb
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I will forever shame you for your taste in fictional men (lovingly)
Fuck you I love ugly, stinky blondes no matter how much you try you will not save me 

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I realize i never posted any pav stuff so have him getting ready to punch this nerd to the moon. Whole AM speech type of hate
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I’m sick of that goth sickos who’ll die for that stinky incel
Have a self respect
Yes I believe many of my characters need self respect which I yell at them as they fall for ugly mfs.but you see this is like that Drake and Josh scene it’s supposed to be torture

#I can guess who this was directed to#i don’t know if this was hate at me or just telling my oc life advice#I do everything out of spite#if it makes you feel better things don’t go well with her in the end#you come into my home telling me how to rearrange my furniture
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Ahhh looks amazing their both mogging at me.also that’s very fair whatever makes you comfortable is more important plus that piercing of hers I barely draw it either so you are fine. Thank you for the art

Here’s a golden star for your troubles take as many as you want

Hiii if you’re still taking oc requests can you draw my oc Sammy with bill it’s okay if not also I hope you’re having a amazing day/night
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I wasn't sure if she was wearing an upside down cross and satanic pentagon so I decided not to draw it just in case it is because it goes against my religon so ya
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