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I was just impressed that you managed to teach the clones the full length version of "Corellian Rhapsody".

Well, as much as anyone really knows that one, anyway. Most people just sort of happily mumble and scream through about half of it. But if you're not doing that, are you really even appreciating the spirit of the song?

I forgot to tell you about Hux's concert the other day!

It was pretty fun. The clones seemed to think the music was a little weird (Can relate. Jazz is a little weird. I much prefer the jizz wailers.), but we all had a good time.

At the after party, the clones insisted on sharing some of their traditional music with us. I was afraid their competitive natures might lead to a big fight over who was the best singer, but the party just sort of broke out into an impromptu karaoke night, instead.

12/10. Best possible outcome.

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I forgot to tell you about Hux's concert the other day!

It was pretty fun. The clones seemed to think the music was a little weird (Can relate. Jazz is a little weird. I much prefer the jizz wailers.), but we all had a good time.

At the after party, the clones insisted on sharing some of their traditional music with us. I was afraid their competitive natures might lead to a big fight over who was the best singer, but the party just sort of broke out into an impromptu karaoke night, instead.

12/10. Best possible outcome.

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PLEASE do not put me in charge of anything important.

I like to help people whenever I feel like it can, but . . . I am not a smart man. Not smart enough to help run a galaxy anywhere but straight into the ground, anyway.

Unless y'all want me to be, like, Minister of Droid Welfare or something.

On second thought, maybe I don't want to be in the government at all. If I'm going to achieve my goal of being the first stormtrooper to die of natural causes, it might best if I don't put myself in any position that could attract the attention of political assassins.

I should definitely keep my job as Handyman of the First Order.

Thanks for the ego boost, though.

Well, Hux's concert is tomorrow, and we managed to get the new, larger bleachers for the clones built in time!

Well, the clones did, anyway. Their competitive nature kicked in, just as @empressofthesith said it might, and they ended up not only completing the work early, but also constructing a few too many sets. Sets which seemed to get larger and more intricate as time went on.

Fortunately, the last few sets had enough height and extra cross bracings that they also serve as functional agility training equipment for the older cadets and playground equipment for the younger ones to climb around on. Win/win.

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Oh, we could make you the nicest office.

And, if those clones help like they did with the bleachers for your concert, we will make you the biggest desk.

But you'll probably have to do some work. Sounds like the Empress is looking to run the Outer Rim, so we still need someone to run the rest of the galaxy.

Maybe we could create a council of people from all the planets where we have Academy campuses. They can handle all the day-to-day boring stuff and you can swoop in to make decisions on the big stuff. We'll put your face on all the posters. It'll be great.

Well, Hux's concert is tomorrow, and we managed to get the new, larger bleachers for the clones built in time!

Well, the clones did, anyway. Their competitive nature kicked in, just as @empressofthesith said it might, and they ended up not only completing the work early, but also constructing a few too many sets. Sets which seemed to get larger and more intricate as time went on.

Fortunately, the last few sets had enough height and extra cross bracings that they also serve as functional agility training equipment for the older cadets and playground equipment for the younger ones to climb around on. Win/win.

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Bringing peace and order and all that to the galaxy is all we want, too!

Well, I think Hux would also like to be Supreme Leader of Everything or whatever. But if we work together, we could probably set him up with a nice office and a fancy title and he'd happily amuse himself while the rest of us get stuff done.

We can make it work.

Well, Hux's concert is tomorrow, and we managed to get the new, larger bleachers for the clones built in time!

Well, the clones did, anyway. Their competitive nature kicked in, just as @empressofthesith said it might, and they ended up not only completing the work early, but also constructing a few too many sets. Sets which seemed to get larger and more intricate as time went on.

Fortunately, the last few sets had enough height and extra cross bracings that they also serve as functional agility training equipment for the older cadets and playground equipment for the younger ones to climb around on. Win/win.

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That could be pretty neat! I'll have Hux send you his comm channel information so you can talk. I think we could build a beautiful empire together.

The old Empire and the Final Order didn't exactly have the best of luck when it came to teaming up with Dark Side users, but I like you gals. Third time's the charm, right?

Well, Hux's concert is tomorrow, and we managed to get the new, larger bleachers for the clones built in time!

Well, the clones did, anyway. Their competitive nature kicked in, just as @empressofthesith said it might, and they ended up not only completing the work early, but also constructing a few too many sets. Sets which seemed to get larger and more intricate as time went on.

Fortunately, the last few sets had enough height and extra cross bracings that they also serve as functional agility training equipment for the older cadets and playground equipment for the younger ones to climb around on. Win/win.

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Yes! I love it! That is exactly the kind of attitude we appreciate here in the First Order.

If any of your clones enjoy their time here enough to stay on as part of the team, you let us know.

It might be difficult to get armor in their size, but I'm sure Captain Phasma would love to have them.

Well, Hux's concert is tomorrow, and we managed to get the new, larger bleachers for the clones built in time!

Well, the clones did, anyway. Their competitive nature kicked in, just as @empressofthesith said it might, and they ended up not only completing the work early, but also constructing a few too many sets. Sets which seemed to get larger and more intricate as time went on.

Fortunately, the last few sets had enough height and extra cross bracings that they also serve as functional agility training equipment for the older cadets and playground equipment for the younger ones to climb around on. Win/win.

[trooperst-3v3]

Well, Hux's concert is tomorrow, and we managed to get the new, larger bleachers for the clones built in time!

Well, the clones did, anyway. Their competitive nature kicked in, just as @empressofthesith said it might, and they ended up not only completing the work early, but also constructing a few too many sets. Sets which seemed to get larger and more intricate as time went on.

Fortunately, the last few sets had enough height and extra cross bracings that they also serve as functional agility training equipment for the older cadets and playground equipment for the younger ones to climb around on. Win/win.

[trooperst-3v3]

DEEJ IS HOME!

And we are about to have THE BEST NIGHT.

She's gonna come over to my quarters later this evening and we're gonna get all comfy on the couch and turn out the lights and FINALLY WATCH THE LATEST SEASON OF LAW & ORDER: CORUSCANT.

We made a deal that we wouldn't watch the new episodes unless we watched them together and I am READY to SOLVE SOME CRIMES.

[trooperst-3v3]

Between Ren Ben Solo and his students, we have quite a few Force users hanging around, so it might be difficult to tell who is responsible for the weird happenings at any given moment. But if I see anything interesting, I'll let you know!

The countdown to Deej's return is almost over!

I think she's going to be very happy when she arrives.

Mostly because she gets to hang out with me, obviously.

But I think she's going to like the clones, too. If her love of Captain Phasma is any indication, she is going to be stoked about being surrounded by giant, buff women lol

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Sounds like we'll be able to make it work with the clones' help. No need to postpone!

And popcorn sounds Great! The perfect snack for sharing with your girl. Or guy. Or favorite nonbinary person. MY POINT IS I GET TO HANG OUT WITH DEEJ THIS WEEK YAYYYY!

The countdown to Deej's return is almost over!

I think she's going to be very happy when she arrives.

Mostly because she gets to hang out with me, obviously.

But I think she's going to like the clones, too. If her love of Captain Phasma is any indication, she is going to be stoked about being surrounded by giant, buff women lol

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I'm not gonna lie, that sounds more like a week's worth of entertainment than a problem.

Still, I'm sure we can find way more fun methods of channeling that energy and competitive spirit! I bet Captain Phasma could come up with something challenging if they're looking for an excuse to show off!

The countdown to Deej's return is almost over!

I think she's going to be very happy when she arrives.

Mostly because she gets to hang out with me, obviously.

But I think she's going to like the clones, too. If her love of Captain Phasma is any indication, she is going to be stoked about being surrounded by giant, buff women lol

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Hmm. . . Short notice, but I think I could finish constructing those new large bleachers for the theatre by then. Looking forward to it!

The countdown to Deej's return is almost over!

I think she's going to be very happy when she arrives.

Mostly because she gets to hang out with me, obviously.

But I think she's going to like the clones, too. If her love of Captain Phasma is any indication, she is going to be stoked about being surrounded by giant, buff women lol

[trooperst-3v3]

The countdown to Deej's return is almost over!

I think she's going to be very happy when she arrives.

Mostly because she gets to hang out with me, obviously.

But I think she's going to like the clones, too. If her love of Captain Phasma is any indication, she is going to be stoked about being surrounded by giant, buff women lol

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Deej called my comm channel today to update me on her latest mission.

As usual, the combat troops are out on some planet convincing the locals to let us open a branch of the Armitage Hux Academy for Aspiring Troopers so we can train up their younglings to be members of the First Order.

She said the folks there weren't really interested in their combat demonstrations, but they really enjoyed the TIE fighter exhibition. They seemed to think training their kids to be pilots would be better for them. Give them more opportunities, and all that.

Looks like the First Order will be opening it's first flight school. Neat!

[trooperst-3v3]

Thanks! I know they haven't been with you for very long yet, but this is the first time our students have ever left their home planet. I'm sure they're excited for new adventures, but some little reminders of home can still bring a lot of comfort.

Next time, we'll be sure to slip some extra snacks and other fun stuff in there for our students to share with your clones who stayed home! You know, stuff like books or board games or other things from their culture, so your clones can get a taste of not only First Order life, but also that of the locals. Could be interesting.

My engineering class decided to make a care package to send to Glohra. They spent all weekend putting it together. It was really nice.

They packed all kinds of stuff like snacks, a datapad with some new holovids and music, and a pair of stilts so she can fit in with the local clones.

It's really great to see how much these younglings care about each other <3

[trooperst-3v3]

My engineering class decided to make a care package to send to Glohra. They spent all weekend putting it together. It was really nice.

They packed all kinds of stuff like snacks, a datapad with some new holovids and music, and a pair of stilts so she can fit in with the local clones.

It's really great to see how much these younglings care about each other <3