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rule #1 of family vacation: the second you're trapped in the car alone with your least favorite relatives for an hour make sure you ask them about the most triggering topic you can think of and watch as the people they abused seethe until their blood boils and overheats their brain like a fucking sous vide steak

it's me. I'm the sous vide steak

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the last few weeks I've had my head so far up my ass I can't even register what I'm behind on quick enough for me to stress about shit being late or overdue or Encroaching and then someone will remind me and it's like oh, oh fuck, I am Extra Large Dumb right now

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and a friend arrived today! i think it is some kind if Armillaria, maybe...?

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i saw a very cool spider

i thought it was a Woodlouse hunter, but the coloring and the jaws just weren't right, and came to find out that there is a species of sac spider that is all black! i'd never seen one before. i'm really used to seeing verrrrry light colored sac spiders.

i brushed lil homie out the door and on its way on account of their bites irritate the fuck outta my skin, and it kept trying to get into my bathroom :')

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the Pods are Podding babey!!!!!!!!!!!

just a lil pic dump of my oranges and oreos 'sploring Frog Castle.......... very good content over here....

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Library - AskPabit Fan Animatic

i finally finished it :-D

So I’ve been on tumblr for 4 months now, and I’ve never seen an ask blog with this much dedication put into it. It’s very charming and special, and thought it deserved a lil 38 seconds animatic :-)

And sorry for the (kinda?) 2 AskPabit posts in a row I was already working in this sense Sept 30 and just finished it today-

You should go check out @askpabit made by @froggyheaven :-) it’s a REALLYYYYY cool ask blog.

Also, rlly sorry if the lore dosent line up or is accurate at all but there’s only been 1 lore drop so ekdmdjskdje

(also sorry the coloring is choppy, it was made in flipaclip. Some of it was made on procreate.)

ENJOY THIS CRAP OR WHATEVER!! :-D

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luv to stop by the studio for backing track funsies and ended up getting hired as the official court jester because, and i quote, "this is the first time i've seen the sound engineer laugh and i think your jokes are the only thing keeping him from killing us"

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BTW did i mention im going to all the Halloween parties this yr as mothman

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i am sew happy for ur reply!

i dig ur pantsboots. or bootspants........ i would like to know if they are waist-length boots, or if they are pants with heels. or just. leg! also, drop the sewing pattern if u got one.....!!!!! thank u have a good day bye😎

back so soon?.. just'e kidding. eye have missed askers. now, the quest of tion,

next previous first

...hm.

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not casual boriscore on my suggested items on temu

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hoo boy we got some real fuckin apex predators out here

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uh oh, not more gay pining again, I hear you saying! and I am saying in response, alas, it is 100% more homo poetry, and you must eat up my queer little heart.

<3

heart bone skin organs viscera, all of it

have since eroded and all that is left is sediment

the sound of the wind wearing against my ribs and the suggestion that i belong here

or belonged here, once, and

we look at one another from across space with pity

because we think maybe we understand one another, or

we see ourselves reflected in the polished hollows of our eyes,

smoothed by the rain and the breeze and time

and we pity ourselves. we love each other because

we want a different fate

"don't end up like me" rings and ricochets

back and forth

forever.

we ask ourselves:

would you rather live and die over and over again

and be stuck in the same place

would you watch silently, unmoving,

and are you here if you only observe?

or would you choose to live once,

loudly,

freely,

and never come back?

the longing is a lesson, a warning that begs us to let our roots grow closer,

a reminder that next time will be different.

we'll waste at the end and become one thing instead of two

let the dust of our bodies mingle and settle and

we won't have to stare in pity

because your bones and mine will say,

so soft and sweet,

"i'm here."

"i'm here too."

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something incredible is happening in my brain, i think, or perhaps it is simply mania

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Ummmmm, Body Pillow 😳😳😳

Tried a slightly more painterly colouring method for this one (<- cannot paint at All)

Back of Pillow Coming Soon (as per the promise of Wegg's ass hehehe)

Sorry for all the recent "Pinups" hehe they're actually a lot of fun!

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I feel like me and Hamburger Helper really get each other on account of we're card carrying members of the Cute Boys With Tummies club

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Still on hiatus. But... I went out to get Esther crickets today, and had to go to a place I normally don't because my usual spot was out. And the girl helping me asks what I got at home. So I'm telling her about Esther. And her eyes go really big and she's like "Does esther need a friend." And I was like oh no. oh no. What. So she's like "There's a frog that's been here for so long he's fully grown and literally nobody will buy him. I have been waiting for someone to give him to." And my heart broke, because thats EXACTLY how I got Esther. She was massive and nobody wanted her.

So I sighed, and I'm like, alright lady. Show me the frog. And she opens his enclosure and he IMMEDIATELY jumps onto my chest. Like, what the fuck was I gonna say? Put him back? Was I supposed to act like I wasn't overcome with emotion on the spot for this absolute unit?

And, like.

I'm not going to say no to a free fucking frog.

Anyways, I think I am going to call him Hamburger Helper.