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oh ok

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found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

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Light answers a tough question

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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herpetological guide

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Nothing wrong with this cat at all. It's just orange 🐱🐱

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room