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trumpets-and-cider · 2 years
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I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.
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tumblr is the safest social media to open in public bc nobody recognises its interface. if u recognise it thats ur problem
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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Gollum ist der bemitleidenswerteste Charakter in Der Herr der Ringe, und hier ist wieso
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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waaaaai what was the forest quiz babes
ah it’s almost a year old now! but it’s a silly little quiz about what part of the forest you are. i think i said i’d make another quiz at 20k and it’s still sitting half-finished in my notes app, i guess you’ll finally get to see at 30k(?)! :-P
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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I can’t stop thinking about how they jump into the air like a cartoon character
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ��\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.
I'm laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I'm so glad your coming out went well! That's one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously or not). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity ♡
1. my friends :)
2. hiking
3. playing in an orchestra
4. cats :)
5. cycling down a hill with full speed
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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trumpets-and-cider · 3 years
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Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!
I’m now in
The gradient zone
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this is dope
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