tea--goblin
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tea--goblin · 15 days ago
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Omg wake up, nové české lodě
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S radostí vám přináším první šestici z letošní série ikonických českých lodí. Ani zdaleka není poslední, takže pokud máte nějaké přání, nebojte se je napsat.
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Letošní novinkou bude, že ke každé šestici připojím jeden homofobní komentář, který mi zanechali dobří lidé na TikToku. Pokud mají tu potřebu psát mi takové blbosti, nemůžou se zlobit, když se o ně s vámi podělím.
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tea--goblin · 18 days ago
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Such a good song tbh
I love dinner and diatribes. I DONT CARE if it doesn’t have some deeper meaning behind the narrator wanting to be absolutely railed, in fact, I think that’s what makes the song so good. Bro is so down BAD
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tea--goblin · 29 days ago
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"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"
But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.
It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?
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tea--goblin · 1 month ago
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What I find really interesting in Mockingjay 2 is that Haymitch doesnt carry any weapon or wears armor even when he is on the front line
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tea--goblin · 2 months ago
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Wot and critical role crossover in this economy!
Perrin: and what is the Dark One attracted to..?
Lanfear: he feeds off... insecurity
Perrin:
Rand: Oh God...
Mat: We're fucked
The girls: (cackling in the back ground)
Nynaeve: its okay
Mat: Well i for one welcome our dark overlords
Nynaeve: its okay, ill talk to him
Egwene: We're so fucked
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tea--goblin · 2 months ago
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This!
It's actually incredibly frustrating to me that I see so many people insisting that Siuan's death only happened, and only happened like THAT, for shock value and for Moiraine's angst. I do get that coming from people who aren't familiar with the things that happen in the books, especially since Moiraine and her reactions to it were focused on (which, it would be weird if it wasn't?), but I see people who I feel should definitely be picking up on some specific things about that scene that they didn't.
And let me just get out of the way, that I'm not trying to argue with people's feelings and opinions. I have no desire to make you like something you didn't. I have no desire to change people's mind. If you want to never watch the show again because of this, that's for you to decide. I don't want to change anyone's mind unless they want me to change their mind, and honestly, this isn't even me trying to make people ok with this. I'm not ok with this, if I'm being honest, but I am pretty sure I see what's happening, and I want to see it fulfilled. Like I have no interest in convincing anyone this is ok from a racial standpoint, from a queer standpoint, from a character standpoint or anything. This post isn't about that. This post is about explaining what I see this all being about only, because I've seen no discussion on this at all.
This post will immediately contain major book spoilers under the cut, so if you don't want to know, stop where you are now.
But Siuan's death being like that wasn't about Moiraine or shock. It was about setting up what's to come.
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Egwene al'Vere, the Watcher of the Seals, the Flame of Tar Valon, the Amyrlin Seat.
And to say that, I don't necessarily mean its about Egwene, no. It's about Siuan. It's about how Siuan is going to stay there, haunting everyone even after she's gone because they're going to see her ghost in every single thing Egwene does the second the rebel Aes Sedai declare her Amyrlin.
Look at the first thing Siuan does whenever she's faced with Elaida after being stilled and beaten. She gets to her feet and stares down Elaida. Siuan looks absolutely wrecked while Elaida is put together, clean, regal to the point of gaudiness in her Amyrlin dress, trying so hard to put her newfound authority on display only to be immediately defied by the person in a shift that she tried to beat into submission and break.
Siuan gets up, looks her in the eye, and gives her speech (which I will get into in a moment) which is not just for Elaida to listen to but for every other Aes Sedai in the room and all of the ones that will hear about what happened here after. She is openly defiant to Elaida and proclaiming herself for the Light to her last, no matter what they have obviously physically done to her to make her change her story or grovel or beg. She is trying to get them to stop the path they are going on before its too late, and it seems like they don't listen because nothing is done to change what would happen. Nothing is done to stop her execution.
But you know they were all listening. You can see that Elaida is visibly shaken by this, but you also know that Elaida won't do anything to change her ways. Every other Aes Sedai in the room though? At least the ones that aren't darkfriends? They will remember this, and they will have a long time to sit and see everything Siuan Sanche just warned of coming true because they did nothing to stop Elaida's coup. Because they let this woman who only loved power use the weakest interpretations of the law to get rid of her predecessor and see that it only led to more and more chaos within the tower and without. There is going to be more Aes Sedai deaths. More Aes Sedai infighting. More death and destruction outside of the tower because of the Aes Sedai not intervening or choosing to intervene in the ways Elaida dictates.
They are going to have years to see this (because tv shows extend the timeline) and they are going to have years to waste away in their regret and pity as the shadow takes further hold of the tower and they can see nothing but threats surrounding them.
And then what will happen?
A young woman who proclaims to be Amyrlin will be captured by Elaida and brought to task. A woman that Elaida will try to break and make submit.
But this young woman is the same person who upon being beaten and dragged into cells by the Seanchan immediately stood up against her captor and defied her the second she was able to do so. This is the woman who promised death upon said captor even when she appeared at her lowest and most broken. This is the woman who has fought the Shadow and the Forsaken personally, who we will see stand up to Elaida, look her in the eyes, and defy her in exactly the same way that Siuan Sanche did all of those years ago. And by now the Aes Sedai will see that Siuan Sanche was right and her ghost is here to remind them of that.
Now let's look at Siuan's speech. I'm not gonna go line for line in the entire thing, but let's look at the content. First thing she says is that she loves Moiraine, which I think is where a lot of the claims for the "this is about Moiraine angst" comes from. But what does she do immediately after saying that she loved Moiraine, that she would die for Moiraine? She rats Moiraine out. She tells them everything that she and Moiraine had been doing, implicating Moiraine in a crime that up until this point they only could speculate that she was involved in. And she does this, because its how she needs to get the Hall to listen. To understand that they have been working for the light, that they have been working to find the Dragon and make him ready and all that they have been doing is to fight for the light, and all that the Hall should be doing is fight for the light.
She would die for Moiraine, but she will and has also given up Moiraine the second it looks like that is what the Light needs.
And then we have Egwene who loves Rand. Sans Lanfear's interference, I don't think Egwene would have been ready to give up Rand on her own yet if that's what she needed to do. But do you know when she did? In the arches. We see a future where she will be able to do exactly that and its the same future where she is the Amyrlin Seat.
Siuan explains the visions. Siuan tells them that their power doesn't come from tower, from the Seat. It comes from them and their actions and that the light shines through them by these actions. She more or less tells the Aes Sedai sitting there to leave the Tower, to disobey Elaida, the Amyrlin Seat. She tells Elaida to her face that she defies her.
I wonder who else might have such feelings about where Aes Sedai loyalties should be and would be willing to say as much to the Amyrlin Seat herself in front of other Aes Sedai. Who else would recognize the state of the Tower and be able to verbally acknowledge it while Aes Sedai are scared to whisper it.
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The parallels to what Siuan and Egwene are doing/will later do have been there the entire time. We can see them the entire time.
When Egwene becomes Amyrlin and is taken prisoner by Elaida, she will be there with all of the context Siuan has laid down in her final scene. She will be there defying Elaida exactly as Siuan did and said to do, and just like Siuan we know she cannot be broken. We have seen that she cannot be broken. She is the physical manifestation of Siuan's final prophecy that she cannot burn. She is water itself. The daughter of the river, and let us not forget the very first time we see Egwene al'Vere of the Two Rivers.
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tea--goblin · 2 months ago
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Late night though
Moiraine probably knew this was one of possible futures
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tea--goblin · 2 months ago
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I was manifesting this scene from season 1
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tea--goblin · 2 months ago
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The Wheel of Time Season 3 Countdown Day 5: Favorite Dynamic
I'll stand watch until you return... Give her my love.
Lan Mandragoran & Moiraine Damodred & Siuan Sanche
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tea--goblin · 2 months ago
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The Wheel of Time character types:
The Dumb Puppy - aka - Serial Imprinter - aka - Won't Get A Single Break From Now Until the Final Heat Death of the Universe... Or After.
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Tiny and Angry - aka - The Sleeping Berserk Button - aka - The One They're Not Gonna See Coming Until She Rips Out All Their Throats.
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'If my middle name wasn't Spite it would be Fuck You' - aka - The Duck Mother to the Very Dumb Baby Ducks - aka - Will Spend at Least an Episode a Season Inside a Tragic Romance B-Plot - aka - Had The Braincell, Temper Made Her Lose It (she contains multitudes).
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The Violent Sunshine Character - aka - Would Sucker Punch a God for a Homie She Met Two Hours Ago.
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If Evil, Why Hot?
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The word 'Nap' isn't in her vocabulary but it should be - aka - Can't Have 'One Nice Thing' for More Than Two and a Half Minutes - aka - Allergic to Feelings.
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'There's a big sign that says Don't Touch The Red Button... I'm gonna touch the Red Button.' - aka - Who is This... Self Esteem You Speak Of? Never Heard of Them.
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Voted Most Likely to be Adopted by a Hundred Random Strangers - aka - The Wolves Would Like Him to Get the Braincell but it Fell on the Ground and the Ground is Lava.
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Doesn't Get Paid Enough for this Shit - aka - Clinging to the Last Braincell With the Tips of His Fingernails - aka - 'I can't believe I of all people am willing to have a single goddamn conversation here.'
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'Fine I'll Do the Babysitting But You Owe Me So Much Booze' - aka - The Aunt That Once Forgot You In the Mall - aka - The Aunt That Gave You All the Safe Sex Tips and Traumatized You For Life - aka - The Aunt That Would Absolutely Bury a Body No Questions Asked.
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tea--goblin · 3 months ago
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This is so beautiful
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tea--goblin · 3 months ago
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Moiraine confessing to Lan that in the thousand thousand futures she’s seen that there isn’t a single one where she survives to the last battle which she and Lan have dedicated the last 21 years of their life to, holding back tears thinking that all their work has been for nothing.
And Lan responding with “well you aren’t dying tonight bestie, drink up!”
That’s real love right there
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tea--goblin · 3 months ago
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Moiraine really went to Egwene and said "it's 1am, I'm drunk, and I NEED to call my ex."
And Egwene said "sure, use my phone."
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tea--goblin · 5 months ago
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Would you fall in love with me again is so Vaxleth coded
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tea--goblin · 6 months ago
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I made a lurk character and gave her coat full of aromatic spices
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tea--goblin · 6 months ago
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“why do you still use tumblr?”
listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow
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tea--goblin · 6 months ago
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orym is hozier and dorian is chappell roan. no i will not elaborate.
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