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@phanyaoi

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imagine them in this professional kitchen screaming “OPEN CAN” at the trash can that isnt voice activated. there are tears in my eyes.

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DAN AND PHIL OVERCOOKED IRL IN JULYYYY

(link)

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wildflowers :]

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june 13, 2020

happy 5th bday to queen fuji <3

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morning coffee <3

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phil tweet

11/6/25

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Dan and Phil tour sets!

TATINOF, II, WAD, and TIT paintings with gel pen details, approximately 4 1/4"x3" outside and 3 3/4"x2 1/2" inside

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merch photoshoots :3

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logging in just to post this

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Scuba adventure ! 🐠🐡🐚🦀

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Link

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no, but imagine youre that straight instagram couple, taking pictures on your fucking boat or whatever and then you turn around to see 2 gay twinks giving you the most judgemental stares ever and then one of them proceeds to aggressivly projectile vomit.

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Picture this:

You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.

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i laugh but also very relieved that it turned out to be a vacation and not illness/hospital while they were on break

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phil tweet

16/5/25