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brazcns‌:

            ❝   You just keep telling yourself that, Jean.   ❞  

“Is it because I’m not Eren? I’m way smarter than him.”

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traidore replied to your post: 

YOU, JEAN. THE ANSWER IS YOU

“Wow, I should’ve expected it from the metal thing.”

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Swiggity swagger you got nothing on Yeager

“You know its Halloween when the dead start talking to you.”

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brazcns replied to your post: 

JEAN-NY KIRSTEIN

“Just because I don’t understand your reference doesn’t mean I’m not smart Heichou. I’m pretty smart, you just speak in a way I don’t get.”

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what eats like a horse and smells like hay?

“I don’t know Reiner, a horse would be my best guess... is it a horse?”

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               WHAT IS IT TUMBLR, IT’S TIME FOR  GIVEAWAY!

Hell to the yeah, that’s right. Since I’ve gotten a decent amount of followers and as a token of my appreciation and undying love for my pal here, let’s get to it!

the prize:

A WHOLE ANNIE JUST FOR YOU! That’s right, you read this right, a WHOLE Annie which equals half a Marco if you catch the drill yo.

gets bored easily

is short but very strong (be aware of her kicking)

i recommend you put socks on her hands so she doesn’t self harm

also put a sock in her mouth so she doesn’t bite her tongue and turns into a titan

AH YEAH, WITH YOUR VERY OWN ANNIE YOU ALSO GET FEMALE TYPE TITAN!!! HOW COOOOOL, “JEAN YOU’RE SO NICE”, I know I know no need to get so loud about it.

if she goes titan form she might turn you into her yo-yo so make sure she always has her socks on

make sure to feed her and place clean water for her to drink

Rules:

likes and reblogs COUNT!!!! 

I will be shipping worldwide GOD I WILL BE SHIPPING RIGHT AWAY!!!1

no refund, once you win her im not taking her back!!

no giveaway blogs pls 

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I MADE THIS 5 YEARS AGO SEEMS LIKE YOU HATERS STILL NEED IT.

tHANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

erenstillsucks

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Jean your sooo freaking hot, I want to have your babies

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“Sorry…. You have really beautiful black hair…”

→ @nakamatoo requested favorite pairing (1/3) for the Graphic Meme → Jeankasa | Jean Kirstein and Mikasa Ackerman |

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I'm sorry, Jean, you're still not hot. You'll never be hot. :(

At first, I was like.

But then I realized:

“Eren, your hate will not phase me.”

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BITCH YOU THOUGHT I WASN’T GOING TO GET HOT BUT LOOK AT ME NOW

IM DOING THIS FOR YOU MIKASA I WILL SAVE EREN FOR YOU MIKASA.

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You ever scroll down a blog and cannot believe how quality it is until you remember it’s your own blog?

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fuck you haters

GUYS I THINK I REALIZED STH!!

You ask yourself, how is Jean still alive? It’s simple. Titans think he’s a horse so they don’t attack him.

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@sincerely-petra

Petra I make bad choices in life Ral.

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Ew.

“That’s not— nice? Miss, ‘tree hugger’”

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Honestly it wasn't normal to have a conversation with a horse, specially when this horse appeared to be educated anyway, this city was everything BUT logical so he didn't worry much for anyone seeing him chitchatting the animal.

"Name me? What do you mean by that I mean---pretty sure you wouldn't enjoy me calling you horse all the time this is why I came up with a good name for you, 'Bullfart II', my first horse was Bullfart so it has some history nothing too complicated."

It didn't matter because Jean got sugars and anything to keep the horse away from the dead heichou's girlfriend securing their lives in this place. Maybe there were no titans over there except for shitty Eren but Heichou seemed like the same old crancky abusive man, he want's nothing with it.

The look on his face was priceless, O how Maximus wished he could capture his expression to show it to Repunzel, one day. And, was the human mental? Future horse isn’t a good name, for anything. Maximus sincerely hopes he’s never given the chance to name his future children, if so they’d most likely be picked on. 

  ☀-If you give me a name, then fine, I’ll give you one, human.. Does that sound good or logical? 

Maximus was promised sugar cubes to stop flirting, he couldn’t resist that, it’s not like he knows how to flirt anyways. So to seal the deal for the prize the stallion shook his head yes, moving closer to his human pet.

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"Good god don't let anyone know that a girl asked me on a date." KaSHIMA DAMMIT.