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Shirou: ...Where the hell did all the Japanese sweets I spent five hours baking go

The virtuous and honest King of Knights:

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my calc professor just called inflection points nonbinary critical points and I'm like ah yes the 3 genders, local maximum local minimum and inflection point

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I don't necessarily agree with this but it has such a mathematical quality to it somehow

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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people don’t talk about kissmessitude anymore. because of woke

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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

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As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time

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POV: you’re a rat in the Pitt about to die

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feel like pure shit just want him back

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you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

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lowkey forgot how ass my editing skills were but idc be free its the vibes that count

also @introverted-author

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no i have not considered the possibility that the liberals will win tomorrow and the perceived safety of my country will be shattered as it blatantly and intentionally follows in the footsteps of other major western countries falling down a dark path that could genuinely ruin my life, everything will be ok because of the vibes! nothing ever happens, except for those few times where something did but don't worry about that.