penn - he/him - 24 - pull me close and twist the knife.
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i havent the faggiest idea what youre talking about
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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Me (through gritted teeth, head in my hands, eyes bloodshot): I love writing:)
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The embodiment of pure joy and happiness, this is peak human performance. Absolute perfection.

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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explaining things nobody gaf about
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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i just don’t have the employable spirit
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I love pathetic men. Like oh he’s so sad and wet eyed and gross. He’s my mostest specialist boy in the world. He’s gonna put his head in my lap and cry. I’m gonna fuck him and make him breakfast
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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need him doing something terrible and violent and feeling sick with himself after
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